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Corruption Wish Game!

IsaacT

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Wish Granted! But it is because you are in a coma!

I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted!
 





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Wish granted! It will go into effect once this thread is locked.

I wish being a ghost were easier.
 

IsaacT

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Wish granted! But you are stuck on a deserted island with nothing but your cash!

I wish I had a pet dragon who won't eat me.
 
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Wish Granted! But the dragon ate the world around you as you know it instead.

I wish idiots and children couldnt own lasers.
 

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Wish Granted! But the dragon ate the world around you as you know it instead.

I wish idiots and children couldnt own lasers.

Or maybe that there aren't stupid people with lasers?


Wish granted! But there are no lasers any more!

I wish money and gold had no value.
 
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Wish granted! But there are no lasers any more!

I wish money and gold had no value.

Granted, right after humanity suddeny evolves to be able to survive purely on sustinance of gold and money overnight.

The flying wish was already used, no?

OK, I wish my computer had unlimited processing power.
 

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Wish granted, a new technology made it possible but you will have to surgically remove your brain and wire it up with you own blood vessels :na:

I wish my earphones dont tangle!
 
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Wish granted, a new technology made it possible but you will have to surgically remove your brain and wire it up with you own blood vessels :na:

I wish my earphones dont tangle!

Hey that's not that bad. As long as my Mass Effect looks even better :p

Granted. Now they are 2 meters of flat cable you can not bend or warp in any way.

Good luck stuffing that in a pocket.

I'm gonna use a quote here...
"[I wish for] unlimited ammo and a licence to kill".
 

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I wish i had a license to kill!! :gun:

Looks like we both have some common interests!! Mr Bond! :gun:

XD

But Wish granted.. It will be only applicable under water :na:

I Wish everyday was sunday!
 
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Looks like we both have some common interests!! Mr Bond! :gun:

XD

But Wish granted.. It will be only applicable under water :na:

I Wish everyday was sunday!

Sorry didn't see that :p My quote was from Max Payne.

Wish granted! Our new workday is by your request, the only day of the week now!

I wish that stuff I over over internet gets instantly teleported into my designated arrival area on my workdesk. F**k shipping times.
 

Cel

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Wish granted! But it costs 128 petajoules per gram!

I wish we have a working mass fabricator. (powered by photovoltaics in space {around Earth, or around Sun})
 
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Wish granted! But it costs 128 petajoules per gram!

I wish we have a working mass fabricator. (powered by photovoltaics in space {around Earth, or around Sun})

Errrr.....derrrrr.....what? ()_X
haha
Btw. this was a great idea
+rep to OP
 

IsaacT

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Granted! But since no one knows what you are talking about in regards to a mass fabricator, your wish is cancelled.

I wish we had an affordable host with perfect heat dissipation and space for 2 18650 batteries.
 
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Wish granted! But the host is 3'x3'x3'

I wish to own a lightweight, working, handheld tunable laser in the visible range 400-700nm.
 

IsaacT

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Wish granted! But while the laser itself works, is lightweight, and portable, you require a factory to control and power it!

I wish for a sonic screwdriver that I can use easily.
 




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