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BShanahan14rulz

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Wish granted! Need I add insult to injury?

I wish I could say "sh**-**lls" to the teacher, I would be sooo happy.
 
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danefex

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You can... Done! "sh**-**lls" you say? Your teacher thought you said 'shoot my balls' & pulls out a shotgun and unloads it on your :eek:

I wish the future was more like it was supposed to be with flying cars and laser stoplights that levitate....
 
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ZRaffleticket

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Wish granted! Tomorrow gravity will no longer exist.

I wish my neighbors would move far away from me.
 
IsaacT

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Wish Granted!!! But they move because a dirty bomb blew up in your house and killed you and infected the whole street with radiation!

I wish Delivery Confirmation was more like UPS tracking while maintaining the same price.
 
Jimmymcjimthejim

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Wish granted! But now they track how hard they throw your package at the front doorstep and make a game out of it.
I wish I had an orange HeNe...
 
Cel

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Wish granted! But it is not working.

I wish that I know all formulas in physics!
 
sinner

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Wish will be granted in 2070 :p

I wish i had an aston martin dbS , and yes with unlimited fuel :na:
 
Cel

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sinner said:
Wish will be granted in 2070 :p

I wish i had an aston martin dbS , and yes with unlimited fuel :na:
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Wish granted! But it is without reservoir!

I wish trees would grow faster!
 
IsaacT

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Wish granted! But there is a coalition of Lumberjacks that cut down trees once they are above 3 feet.

I wish I could make my own swords.
 
Cel

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Wish granted! But they are imaginary!

I wish there is wireless power, all over the world.
 
sinner

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Wish granted, but there would be power outages 90% of the time!

I wish i could make a 2W+ keychain laser
 
IsaacT

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Wish granted! However your keychain is now so heavy and big your pants won't say up.

I wish spammers no longer visited our forum.
 
danefex

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Done. Welcome to the moon!!! It sucks here, there isn't shit to do & it smells terrible because earth has been using it as a secret landfill since NASA was formed. Pew pew PeeeuuuUU!! :crackup:

I wish a jedi would visit me from space, teach me and only me the force and then leave forever.
 
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Bionic-Badger

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No problem dude! Only he'll leave you in the middle of space, alone, so there's nothing you can use the force on except maybe wanking!

I wish I could feel well rested any time I wanted.
 
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