completely useless thread...

[InfinitusEquitas]

1.2w 445 laser: Two.
House centipedes: Zero.

I wish I could laser etch "Pest Controller" on my 445.

I only kill the stupid ugly bugs though. Praying mantis, walking stick, cool looking spiders, caterpillars, moths, butterflies, etc. they are all safe.

I had to stop in the middle of typing this to squish a nasty translucent house spider with a kleenex, no lie.

Ugh... I would gas bomb the whole house... Can't stand bugs.

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Since this is the COMPLETELY USELESS thread triple posting is allowed right?

 

[chipdouglas]

i guess. but being a post whore is still frowned upon.


michael.

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Can mods reduce the post count? To be honest I could care less about it, take off ~500 posts

Besides, that was actually the first time I triple posted. Not sure I even double posted before except due to a bug and I deleted those.

 

[danefex]

Cause when I was a little baby boy, my mama gave me a brand new toy..... two turn tables with a mic, and I learned to rock like Dolymite

 

[chipdouglas]

i actually tried to troll all of you guys by trying to get this whole thread deleted. that would have deleted all you post count from here. but the mods while thinking it was funny, thought it would cause them too much headache by complaints lol

michael.

 

[danefex]

Well.... you originated this thread chipdouglas (notice, no @ sign) - your deletion request should be null IMO because the content within a useless thread by its author for deletion is in itself.... useless.

I know that's arguably close to diving by 0 but alas, it's what came to mind after reading your attempt & I aim to stay offtrack when there's no direction. Who's whoreposting (yup, just made it up) here BTW that the latter would've made a postcount difference? I've been known to be a little whore-y every now & then but never on the internet :beer:

 

[JBTexas]

I think it would be cool to aquire and train a LOT (an army) of THESE:
Bombardier beetle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

... or these (for the scary/fear/annoyance factor... though they are known to impose nasty bites):
Jerusalem cricket - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(as kids (West Texas) we sometimes found them around... very scary/weird looking, fairly large, and they run faster than you might expect)

 

[JaiNobeZ]

I'm studying Psychology... I'll use operant conditioning to train them.

 

[JBTexas]

Police interviewing my annoying neighbor, after "The Incident";

target (face covered in blisters): "Honestly, officer, hundreds of little bugs! With flamethrowers in their BUTTS!"

detective: "Yea, sure pal! There, there, little buddy, it'll be ok!" (aside to his partner)(whispered): "Call the psych ward... better bring "The Jacket"... "

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Ugh... hate bugs. Can't you train something cool?

I'm thinking an army of killer turtles. Shells are perfect for mounting lasers

 

[JBTexas]

You gotta admit, though, that Bombadier Beetles are cool.

We used to get those in W. Texas too (in addition to Jersalem Crickets .. I burned my finger from a "group" of B. Beetles when I was a kid, dunno why they were grouped together like that... mating frenzy?)... and other things... for some reason they are disappearing, just like fireflies, frogs, and bees.

Killer giant Galápagos tortoise would be great... higher duty cycle.

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Killer giant Galápagos tortoise would be great... higher duty cycle.

I wonder if LPF has a mascot A giant turtle with a laser on it's back sounds like a good fit.

 

[Lotus_Darkrose]

Why not just make rhd our mascot? Isn't that close enough?

 

[JBTexas]

I was just thinking of "Tarkus", Emerson, Lake and Palmer - but the album had an armadillo with cannons. And a crazed, homicidal expression.


"LIKE THAT" but with a tortoise / laser.

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Why not just make rhd our mascot? Isn't that close enough?

He lost the laser turtles remember

Besides his were tiny... we need a giant one:eg: