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Poor Dr. Lava, Prison Will Be Harsh

FrothyChimp

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I'm sure Dr. Lava will get used to his prison cell but I just thought I would put out some interesting information. I was going through the traffic logs for oemlasersystems.com and came across a visit today from the Department of Homeland Security. Guess what they spent 8 minutes viewing? You guessed it Dr. Lava's FlexDrive V4. It's all over for him now. It's the only product they viewed. Uh oh! Look on the bright side, he'll be able to have a whole crew of people assembling his Lava drives in the prison shop and he will only have to pay them 0.25 cents per hour.
 





Diode_Virgin

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Are you kidding, or just being a dousche bag. This one hit me out of the blue. WTF is your problem with Dr. Lava. You cant just make a statement like that then drop it, makes you look like an idiot.
 
john_lawson

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whow laserman you talking with a very respected member thats a good personal friend of the dr "he was playing " ;)
 
iskor12

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FrothyChimp said:
I'm sure Dr. Lava will get used to his prison cell but I just thought I would put out some interesting information. I was going through the traffic logs for oemlasersystems.com and came across a visit today from the Department of Homeland Security. Guess what they spent 8 minutes viewing? You guessed it Dr. Lava's FlexDrive V4. It's all over for him now. It's the only product they viewed. Uh oh! Look on the bright side, he'll be able to have a whole crew of people assembling his Lava drives in the prison shop and he will only have to pay them 0.25 cents per hour.
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Interesting....... :-/
 
Diode_Virgin

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Ok Sorry there Frothychimp... :-[ Thats why I was so shocked. I was on the phone with lava last night so I kind of freaked out there...Dont do that anymore frothy...you scared the crap out of me. a gazillion apologies :-[
 
Diode_Virgin

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GOD i hate the internet...he didnt use any smilies or anything. I was freaking out! *Bowing to a frothy chimp*
 
john_lawson

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they probibly have someone in the maint dept with computer access building thier first bluray and couldn't decide on what driver to use ;D ;D ;D ;D
 
FrothyChimp

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Alright, here's the smiley courtesy of the Russians:

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Diode_Virgin

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Its ben a couple of hours already, and I still cant believe you did that to me...

YOU ARE A VERY BAD MONKEY!
 
Tech_Junkie

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Laserman532 said:
Its ben a couple of hours already, and I still cant believe you did that to me...

YOU ARE A VERY BAD MONKEY!
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It been a couple of hours and I still can believe how quick you are to jump down someones throat but take so long removing your lips from his ass.. ;D
 
rocketparrotlet

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Tech_Junkie said:
[quote author=Laserman532 link=1238168042/0#12 date=1238179796]Its ben a couple of hours already, and I still cant believe you did that to me...

YOU ARE A VERY BAD MONKEY!
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It been a couple of hours and I still can believe how quick you are to jump down someones throat but take so long removing your lips from his ass.. ;D
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HAHAHAHA nice one!

-Mark
 
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It has been reported that the new version of the lavadrive emits 10000kREM per second, thus making it the ultimate cancer machine.
 
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