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The let out your aggression thread

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I went over my girlfriends mothers house last night. Sat on her toilet and got my ball bag pinched between the seat and bowl. Nice little bleeding 2 inch gash on my sack. I go home and have my GF trim my shrub and she has the buzzers teeth set to long and it catches the other side of my sack between the clipping head. So now I have 2 bleeding gashes on my sack. Before I could move she pulled out the rubbing alcohol and splashed my freaking nutz!! You guys know what type of lunatic I am here. I think you can picture the reaction I had to the situation. The worst part is that I think she enjoyed the whole thing.

I'd post pictures but I'm sure most of you would probably jerk off over them. So I'll spare you the graphic visual aids.
 
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ARGH just dropped my new green laser module :S
Please, PLEASE let it not be stuffed up. Probably is though isn't it? They're so damn fragile!
 
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I went over my girlfriends mothers house last night. Sat on her toilet and got my ball bag pinched between the seat and bowl. Nice little bleeding 2 inch gash on my sack. I go home and have my GF trim my shrub and she has the buzzers teeth set to long and it catches the other side of my sack between the clipping head. So now I have 2 bleeding gashes on my sack. Before I could move she pulled out the rubbing alcohol and splashed my freaking nutz!! You guys know what type of lunatic I am here. I think you can picture the reaction I had to the situation. The worst part is that I think she enjoyed the whole thing.

I'd post pictures but I'm sure most of you would probably jerk off over them. So I'll spare you the graphic visual aids.

~.lol.~
 
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my phr's just don't fucking WORK with 100mA and 9V battery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK
 
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I passed Physics I's final today!

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Wait... what?
 
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I went over my girlfriends mothers house last night. Sat on her toilet and got my ball bag pinched between the seat and bowl.

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Please, never, ever, post those pictures, it would make you look more like a dick and less like the ass you truly are...
 
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Please, never, ever, post those pictures, it would make you look more like a dick and less like the ass you truly are...

So you are daring me now. :eg:

The scabs are still there but the gashes are not open and juicy anymore. I tried to see my nut, but it didn't go all the way through.
 
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It's to early and its Oct. and over 97 Fahrenheit with humiture 107... today is going to suck...
 
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