I am here to collect customer complaints for Pandawill.com

• Dec 4, 2010

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Lonewolf

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The pulsating pleasure beads are out of sync....try adjusting the modulation.


Waiting to see if chipdouglas receives conformation on fore-mentioned child support :beer:

 

• Dec 4, 2010

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Ignis Fatuus

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I hopped it up with a 555 timer and 18KV neon sign transformer to give it a little zip. It might have fried the modulation control. Maybe I need to add an Arduino.

 

• Dec 5, 2010

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You should add some sound activated cathodes.

EDIT Just though about it, when happens when he reports the complaints to his boss? Maybe chip will finally get child support.

 

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• Dec 5, 2010

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update... still no child support. and foreign object is lodged even further. FML.


michael.

 

• Dec 5, 2010

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Need some rope and a pry bar? I will have the power snake on stand-bye.

 

• Dec 5, 2010

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This thread made my day. Please don't delete it.

 

• Dec 6, 2010

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Pilgor

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lasersource, are you working on getting our complaints resolved?

 

• Dec 7, 2010

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lasersource

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i do not think this is a stupid or very fun question, i am here very serious to listen from your guys.

 

• Dec 7, 2010

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Ignis Fatuus said:

My complaint is when I go to take the 24 inch black dildo with pulsating pleasure beads, out of my a$$, it leaves a thick white residue on my anus. Is this normal? I have to use bleach, and ammonia to remove the residue, and my cat keeps passing out from the fumes.

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ths for complain. Try again, and then you will feel much better, enjoy yourself and appreciate your taste :san::san:

 

• Feb 10, 2011

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Much laughing was caused by this thread.

 

• Feb 10, 2011

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Just saw this thread for the first time today, all I have to say is..

Lmfaowtfbbq!

 

• Feb 11, 2011

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00Giorge

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I still LMAO every time I read it! I wonder if Chip ever got his childsupport?