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danq

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Diachi said:
It's actually a lot easier to tell a girl how you feel than anyone else, I only tell me best mates that are girls my actual feelings and problems I have because they can give the best advice and don't turn round and give you a right slagging
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be careful with that one, when you expose too many weaknesses a lot of women will
- only be your friend or
- only take advantage of you or
- will otherwise have a hidden disrespect for you

Sad but true - a lesson I keep re-learning.

edit: that said, most of my very best friends are and have been women!
 





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danq said:
[quote author=Diachi link=1215829955/40#42 date=1216662587]It's actually a lot easier to tell a girl how you feel than anyone else, I only tell me best mates that are girls my actual feelings and problems I have because they can give the best advice and don't turn round and give you a right slagging
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be careful with that one, when you expose too many weaknesses a lot of women will
- only be your friend or
- only take advantage of you or
- will otherwise have a hidden disrespect for you
Sad but true - a lesson I keep re-learning.
edit: that said, most of my very best friends are and have been women![/quote]

If a woman does any of those things (except just being a friend): 1) She is NOT your friend and 2) I wouldn't want her as a friend anyway.

Peace,
dave
 
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daguin said:
If a woman does any of those things (except just being a friend): 1) She is NOT your friend and 2) I wouldn't want her as a friend anyway
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right. that and the medical insurance 'system' are why I have a "wife-in-law".
;-)
 
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"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, [ch8220]You're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.[ch8221] This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, [ch8220]You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. We're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. If he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. However, we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."




ok i'll let you steal this one again just because you're the grand master.
 
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nikokapo said:
"A woman has a close male friend.
ok i'll let you steal this one again just because you're the grand master.
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Dude. This story is in the public domain. If you were the one to first pen it, you failed in your due diligence to protect your copyright.

If you were the first to post it in this forum, that does not confer ownership on you.

Peace,
dave
 
HumanSymphony

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Be like me:

1. Grow a 'fro
2. Girls love the 'fro
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!
 

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daguin said:
[quote author=nikokapo link=1215829955/40#52 date=1216670347]"A woman has a close male friend.
ok i'll let you steal this one again just because you're the grand master.
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Dude.  This story is in the public domain.  If you were the one to first pen it, you failed in your due diligence to protect your copyright.  

If you were the first to post it in this forum, that does not confer ownership on you.

Peace,
dave
[/quote]

Grand master, i didnt mean to try to say i am the author of that paragraph, nor shall i adjudicate it's awesomeness to myself.

the paragraph is public and you may use it as many times as you want.

i am sorry for the inconveniences :)
 
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HumanSymphony said:
[quote author=tomcat link=1215829955/40#56 date=1216694785]that's a nice fro even i wanna touch it and im a str8 man.... :p
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oh yes i forgot to mention it attracts men as well  :p[/quote]

that's not good.



seriously.
 
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nikokapo said:
[quote author=HumanSymphony link=1215829955/40#57 date=1216695531][quote author=tomcat link=1215829955/40#56 date=1216694785]that's a nice fro even i wanna touch it and im a str8 man.... :p
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oh yes i forgot to mention it attracts men as well :p[/quote]

that's not good.



seriously.[/quote]

not any guys of the nature you're thinking of ::) just dudes telling me how FREAKIN AWESOME i am! ;D
 
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Murudai said:
[quote author=HumanSymphony link=1215829955/60#61 date=1216699134] getting stared down everywhere i go ::)
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They're just jealous.
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You speak the truth, sir.
 
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daguin said:
It is NOT simply the "fight or flight" response. It is the "fight, flight, or breed" response. When you are confronted with an "unknown" such as whether this girl will like you or not (have sex with you or not). Your body responds with stress hormones. YES! The very same stress hormones that get your body ready to kick ass or run also get your body ready for "love." So the stress hormones hit the bloodstream and what happens? . . . . Your heart races in your chest, your face flushes, your hands shake, your mouth gets dry, and your muscles get "tight." Does that mean that you are destined to be an awkward geek the rest of your life with no chance at ever getting a GF? . . NO.
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I've never got that when talking to a girl. I've always had girl friends (friends who are girls) since, um, kindergarten I suppose. I talk to them like I talk to guys, lol. I even do some ZING!'s and they don't mind. They really aren't much different to guys in that sense. Then again, I've never made a sexual move on a girl.
 
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