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c0ldshadow

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hey everyone

hope all is going well. just wanted to check-in w/ a few things. over last few weeks i am very pleased to say that i have received virtually 0 complaints about fights / drama / etc. thx dave, rob, simon, dan, and brad for keeping everything running smooth. for a while it seemed like i'd get hpome from work and have 10 or 20 emails about fights, but this has basically dissapeared in the last few weeks

from a technical end, i implemented a simple change that should be drastically cutting back automated spam registrations / spam postings. i think this is working and spam has been down. firewall and server appear to be running smoothly w/ increased traffic

i am not seeing or hearing about any significant problems lately. i have some legal fees for the LPF lawyer providing some guidence on some issues but i should be fine with it. all donations above the monthly hosting cost ($242) will go straight to the lawyer

enjoy the site and happythx giving all

peace

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jander6442

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A simple lawyer joke to lighten the mood... what do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean........................... a good start <drumm roll> taaada.

Thaks c0ld for the site and have a good Thanksgiving
 
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:thanks: cOld and all the Mods in Keeping this Forum well maintained.

Glad to be apart of such a Nice Forum.:beer:
 
Ignis Fatuus

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c0ldshadow said:
i have received virtually 0 complaints about fights / drama / etc.
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I wanna go back to the old days.
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AUTO XX

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I would enjoy laser-based drama
Like is a petite 532nm was married to a big strong 445nm but then it turned out the 445nm was having a gay affair with a 405nm that just happened to have dated the petite 532nm and it was carrying the 405nm's LED.
Hmmm, this has potential....
 
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AUTO XX said:
I would enjoy laser-based drama
Like is a petite 532nm was married to a big strong 445nm but then it turned out the 445nm was having a gay affair with a 405nm that just happened to have dated the petite 532nm and it was carrying the 405nm's LED.
Hmmm, this has potential....
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Uhm ..... sorry for asking, but ..... what exactly are you drinking ? ..... :whistle:

(j/k :p :D)
 
AUTO XX

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There could be an whole laser drama soap opera.
You just leave a laser on too long if you want a smokin' hot character!
Plus, there is more depth to lasers than most actors :whistle:
Most actors come on too strong but laser drivers can have potentiometers to they are always "just right".

*and you people call yourselves laser enthusiasts*
 
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I use other forums and there is a "no holds barred " section on some of them

People who enter that sub forum do so understanding that there is no moderation, and no "report" button, they enter at thier own risk and its a case of .. "if you cant stand the heat..."

Could be an idea.
 
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jander6442 said:
A simple lawyer joke to lighten the mood... what do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean........................... a good start <drumm roll> taaada.

Thaks c0ld for the site and have a good Thanksgiving
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In the spirit of Lawyer jokes...

Attack Dog:
A man wanted a big, veracious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs. The man explained to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest, most vicious dog in the kennel, and the owner offered to take the man on a tour of the premises.

After they had been walking for a few minutes, they came upon a large dog. He was snarling loudly, biting and clawing at the cage. "He looks like he'd be a pretty good attack dog", said the buyer. "Well, he's not bad", replied the owner, "but I have something better in mind for you."

They continue walking around the premises, and after a while they found an even larger, meaner dog than the first one. He snarled at the two men and tried to bite them through the wire on his cage. "Ah, " said the buyer, "This must be the dog you were referring to earlier.". "Well, no." said the owner. "I have something better in mind for you."

The men continue their tour. Eventually, they came upon a fairly large dog that was lying quietly on his side, licking his butt. He did not seem to notice as the men approached. "This is the dog I had in mind for you", said the owner. The buyer was flabbergasted. "you're joking!", he exclaimed." This dog seems quite tame, he doesn't act at all like an attack dog. Hell, he's just lying there, licking his butt.

"I know, I know", said the owner. "But you see... he just ate a lawyer, and he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth."
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