Win thread

[InfinitusEquitas]

Oh that reminds me...

5 True Stories That Prove You Shouldn't Piss Off The IT Guy | Cracked.com

Enjoy.

At one point I worked overseeing POS (point of service) operations for ~60 stores... I was "let go" because the company owner's son needed a job, and apparently also fcked one of the secretaries.

Funny how after the son took over, the office network shut down, and the retail locations were down to pen, paper and a calculator for almost three weeks:eg:

Wouldn't have happened if the a$$hole didn't stiff me on expenses. Of course I didn't do anything illegal:shhh:

Peace,
dave

:crackup: I LOVE IT. Best apology EVER!

 

[brendon7358]

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?? lol

 

[Tech_Junkie]

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?? lol

You should make a thread and show this as proof of the Chinese tracking system.

 

[brendon7358]

You should make a thread and show this as proof of the Chinese tracking system.

I put it in the general section

 

[Ash]

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?? lol

Your package passed across the international date line.
When it was 8:31AM, Feb 18th in HK, it was 7:31PM Feb 17th in NYC.
By my calculations your package took 25 hours and 53 minutes to go from the scan in HK to the scan in NY.* Likely by plane (not rowboat).
How much did you pay for that shipping?

*if you want, check my math

 

[brendon7358]

Your package passed across the international date line.
When it was 8:31AM, Feb 18th in HK, it was 7:31PM Feb 17th in NYC.
By my calculations your package took 25 hours and 53 minutes to go from the scan in HK to the scan in NY.* Likely by plane (not rowboat).
How much did you pay for that shipping?

*if you want, check my math

Shipping was free

 

[Tech_Junkie]

Your package passed across the international date line.
When it was 8:31AM, Feb 18th in HK, it was 7:31PM Feb 17th in NYC.
By my calculations your package took 25 hours and 53 minutes to go from the scan in HK to the scan in NY.* Likely by plane (not rowboat).
How much did you pay for that shipping?

*if you want, check my math

Your math is sound, but I highly doubt it only took ~26 hours from order to a US border delivery, with free delivery. With the amount of shipments that leave China everyday, it would next to impossible using the typical Chinese delivery service. Maybe if it was EMS delivery, maybe. Even then it would have to be near the perfect storm of situations.

 

[Ash]

..highly doubt it only took ~26 hours from order to a US border delivery, with free delivery. ....

Um,... from HK post (sort facility) to USPS (sort facility) took ~26 hours, not from "order". That would be like "wicked" fast. :na:

I still highly doubt that this was the typical "free (read: slowboat 2-3 weeks)" shipping most of us are used to from China.
However, I can see that EMS shipping could have been masked within the price of the item [laser?].

brendon,
Mind if I ask what it was, for how much, and from where? :thanks:

 

[Tech_Junkie]

ROFL Great pun.

 

[Ash]

ROFL Great pun.

Pun? Please elaborate (specifically: use of humor). :undecided:

...or do you mean: malapropism

No edit: T-J = #666 Post:

 

[Tech_Junkie]

Oh that reminds me...

5 True Stories That Prove You Shouldn't Piss Off The IT Guy | Cracked.com

Enjoy.

Epic funny. I love how the web site calls those "hackers" Dickheads with nothing better to do with their time, LMFAO.

Funny how after the son took over, the office network shut down, and the retail locations were down to pen, paper and a calculator for almost three weeks:eg:

Wouldn't have happened if the a$$hole didn't stiff me on expenses. Of course I didn't do anything illegal:shhh:

(Insert Dickhead Joke Here) :crackup:

 

[Tech_Junkie]

Pun? Please elaborate (specifically: use of humor). :undecided:

...or do you mean: malapropism

No edit: T-J = #666 Post:

Dont flex your intellectual muscles at me. :na:

If I could get the 666 tattoo off my scalp, I think people would like me better.

 

[Sputnik77]

Not bad, as joke, for a work mate

:eg: :eg: :eg:

Whats the name of that "drawing". Ive seen it all over the place, but I cant find it!!

 

[Tech_Junkie]

Whats the name of that "drawing". Ive seen it all over the place, but I cant find it!!

Dude, seriously, I'm getting this tattooed on my ass cheek this year.

 

[Ash]

Whats the name of that "drawing". Ive seen it all over the place, but I cant find it!!

Really :undecided:
Let me google that for you

 

[Sputnik77]

Really :undecided:
Let me google that for you

That post seriously makes me believe this is you. Almost certain of it!!