WHY is the forum down from time to time??

[hakzaw1]

That is easy to answer--
they do this so you canhave ten minutes to go check your email, look at whats new on the 'other' laser forums and run to the bathroom.

NEXT question??

heres one

What the heck is that large white thing inside of a can of beans??

That is easy to answer--

That is the Queen Bean-- she is much larger than the others which are the worker beans. They are in there to serve her.

Dr. Stupid thanks you for your questions

NEXT question??

 

[daguin]

Here's one for you:

If the substance is "non-stick" how do they get it to stick on the surface of the pan?

Peace,
dave

 

[hakzaw1]

Magic

or maybe smoke and mirrors

 

[daguin]

Magic

or maybe smoke and mirrors

Oh yeah -- I forgot about the -- erm -- smoke and mirrors

Peace,
dave

 

[Kevlar]

Thanks for clearing that up Hak! :beer:

But I have a couple myself:

How does a gecko find it's friends?

Or, what does the wind to when it's not blowing?

...the things that keep me up at night...

 

[hakzaw1]

Geckos can stare for hours without blinking- they have no friends because they cannot wink.
The wind gets tired and just lays down to sleep.

I carried a dead girraffe into a bar and left it on the floor-- when I tried to go the bartender said "you can't just leave that lying there!" I said it is a girraffe --not a lion!


WHAT happened to LE? I am banned for life... and for the life of me I do not know why-- is it because Dave is on my friends list?? (seriously)

 

[Kevlar]

Geckos can stare for hours without blinking- they have no friends because they cannot wink.
The wind gets tired and just lays down to sleep.

I carried a dead girraffe into a bar and left it on the floor-- when I tried to go the bartender said "you can't just leave that lying there!" I said it is a girraffe --not a lion!

LMAO :crackup:

WHAT happened to LE? I am banned for life... and for the life of me I do not know why-- is it because Dave is on my friends list?? (seriously)

I just had my 5th foot surgery in 3 years, I haven't been able to get on lately, so I haven't visited over there in a while.

 

[hakzaw1]

Quote:
Originally Posted by hakzaw1
WHAT happened to LE? I am banned for life... and for the life of me I do not know why-- is it because Dave is on my friends list?? (seriously)

I just had my 5th foot surgery in 3 years, I haven't been able to get on lately, so I haven't visited over there in a while

Ouch!! hope this is the last on for you-- painful--I know. get well soon friend.

LE has changed thier name to Laserholicis- hope you dont have to go thru the hoops to log on like I have-- still not able to re-set a PW-- and at first I got a reply to trying that stated that read-- I have been banned forever! whew! it was an error.

 

[bobhaha]

I have a few...

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Please Dr. Answer all my questions!

 

[KiLLrB]

Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote?

 

[Trevor]

Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote?

...because often, people want to get their DVD out of the DVD player. :na:

Or did you mean rewind? :shhh:

-Trevor

 

[KiLLrB]

To gt the disk you have to walk over to the player to get it so why put it on the remote?

 

[Trevor]

To gt the disk you have to walk over to the player to get it so why put it on the remote?

Oh, I use that to access the actual menu inside the player sometimes. Pop the disc out, mess with settings, pop the disc back in.

-Trevor

 

[Mohrenberg]

What happens if you try to fail and succeed?
How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?
Why doesn't expecting the unexpecting make the unexpected expected?
and why does everyone press harder on the remote control when the battery is going dead?

.....i had to look up some questions....