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Old 03-21-2008, 05:16 AM #1
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Default Why did the Chicken cross the road ??

Why did the chicken cross the road?


DR. PHIL : * * The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that *he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road *before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH: * *Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why *he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the *chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the *rest of the chickens.
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GEORGE *W. BUSH : * *We *don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just *want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or *not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. *

COLIN POWELL : * *Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road... * * * * * *
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DR * SEUSS : * *Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been *told.

ERNEST *HEMINGWAY : * To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA : *In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. *Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. *

JOHN LENNON : *Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.


ARISTOTLE : * It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL *GATES : * * I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ......... reboot. *

ALBERT *EINSTEIN : * Did *the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move *beneath the chicken?

BILL *CLINTON : * *I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

COLONEL *SANDERS : * Did I miss one?

DICK *CHENEY : * * Where's my gun? *

AL SHARPTON : * Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens!

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KEVIN RUDD: *I am so sorry that he had to cross the road, I apologise on behalf of all Australians.


BRENDAN NELSON: *I too am sorry that the chicken crossed the road but donít expect us to pay for him to get back!


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