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Weeding out Terrorists day??

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I saw this over at another Forum this morning...
and I thought I would share this here...:whistle:

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
(Don't forget to mark your calendars)

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate that they
think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show
support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !



Jerry
 





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:crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup:

Pretty schweet! I'm moving to America. So I can help stop terrorists n' stuff. You get paid too right?
 
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Hey I live in Canada... and will be here at the shop all day Saturday....:cryyy:

Jerry
 
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As an American citizen... i approve


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I will spread the word
:D
 
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Jerry,
I will definitely let my wife know about this. She became an American citizen on May 1st and is full of patriotism. I will happily do my part for this effort as well, but a 6 pack of beer? C'mon... nothing says" America " like Jack Daniels. Mix that with good ol' American Coca-Cola and you just can't help but hum the Star-Spangled Banner.

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Hey T_W...
I'll give you the JD and coke instead of beer... but you will need to supply
photos of the wife on Saturday...
(just to see if she is really patriotic... no honestly... no ulterior motives...:eg:)

Jerry
 





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