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So I recently got in trouble and have probation for 4 months. I'm gonna have a drug test very soon. What's the best way to get weed out of you system. In a week.
 





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stop smoking the stuff, obviously.:na:
What are they going to check, urine, blood, hair?
If hair, you're busted anyhow, so shave it all off in that case!

Your pee and blood should be clean after a week of abstinence, unless
your body is totally impregnated with cannabinoids.

I don't think there is a way to "flush" it out any faster than nature does it.

I used to always get good advice on this board:
http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/index.php
 
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Drink lots of water to flush your system and pray it's just a urine test.
 
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Its a Urine, my friend who does the same amount as me, drank lots of water everyday and it stayed in his system for 2 weeks
 
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since you know it is a pee test, you can go to a nutritional store and get a 48hour flush. you do it for 2 days before your test. basically it is a nutritional drink that you drink a ton of that and a ton of water. so you pee a lot before hand. my cousin did it before a job pee test and it worked.

michael.
 
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it depens on factor like how often you smoke, body weight etc.. i used to detox every month by drinking about a gallon of water before i went to see my p.o. you can get a detox product from a health food store but all it does is make your urine yellow again(instead of clear from drinking all the water) and adds back vitamins and minerals incase its a lab test.

thc sticks to fat cells. the point of drinking water/detox is to knock off the thc particles off your fat cells that have already passed their half life
 
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The best way was to hold off smoking it to start with. Is weed more important than jail? Let me tell you from experience, NOTHING is worth going to jail. You dont have a crack habit, so just stop till you are done with the law.

If they do a spectral analysis on your urine, your screwed. Other than that you're going to have to pay for cleaner fluid they sell. Thats the only way I've heard that works.

Seriously, if you skate this test, lay off the weed till your probation is done. Dont be stupid.
 
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Tech_Junkie said:
The best way was to hold off smoking it to start with. Is weed more important than jail? Let me tell you from experience, NOTHING is worth going to jail. You dont have a crack habit, so just stop till you are done with the law.

If they do a spectral analysis on your urine, your screwed. Other than that you're going to have to pay for cleaner fluid they sell. Thats the only way I've heard that works.

Seriously, if you skate this test, lay off the weed till your probation is done. Dont be stupid.
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I will lay off, its just I didn't know I was getting probation untill 2 days ago. On the day I did it lol. Ill do like you guys said. Just drink a lot of water. Unless its soon then ill get some detox pills. Oh and just wondering. Kind of a personal question. How long did you go to jail. Feel free not to answer if its personal
 
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Don't ask how I know, but cranberry juice works wonders.... LOTS of it, natural stuff not imitation. I've seen it work on a few less than smart friends.
 
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Don't laze me bro, my friend recommanded that too.


Ndrew, thanks. Does it mean I drink it one hour before test. Do you think if I drank a lot of these it can clean my system permantly?
 
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in the nutritional stores you will find a detox drink. it is in a 1 gallon container. and it is orange colored. follow those directions. i don't know how thorough your test is but but my cousin past when he took a urine test for lens cr@fters. and he needs weed like we need riboflavin lol

michael.
 
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County jail is not to bad. With a misdemeanor and possible 90 days you are probably looking at either fine, and community service/probation, or a month max real time and community service/probation if you don't freak out or something while you are in.

I was in a work camp (new name for chain gang) in Atlanta Georgia for 6 months back in '87. They make you walk into a swamp and then tell you to clean it out. When you are done (after 10 grueling days in the Georgia heat, and humidity) they tell you to put it all back LOL. Fun stuff. It puts your mind back in perspective though. I was originally facing 5 years but got paroled for good behavior.

Dont ask...
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@TJ: May I ask why? (Trolled a cop?)
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Good guess...more like drop kicked. I was "guarding" the rear hall in one of the houses we used when this guy started running up the stairs with a piece drawn. I thought it was a hold up so I jumped down the stairs and kicked him in the mouth. The guy never said he was a detective or that it was a bust. They broke 4 ribs and kicked out my front teeth on the way to the jail. I spent 2 weeks in the Grady Detention Hospital before they threw me in the work camp. Looking back I was lucky. If it was a hold up I'd be dead. And if the detective did announce who he was I would have gone to the state pen and probably served the 5 years.
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3 years ago, when I got my current job, I had to take a drug test. I was informed about the position from a friend, and had smoked pot earlier that week. At the time I took the drug test, It was around 6-8 days after I had last smoked pot. I just drank plenty of fluids (as I usually do anyways) and my test came out clean.

When I was age 12-20 I smoked pot a lot. Then I got bored with it, and only did it on occasion, maybe a few times a year. I'm 26 as of April 28th, and It's been well over a year since I last smoked. Seemed the more I grew up, the less fun it became. Maybe that's why I only drink maybe once a month nowadays lol
 
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Haloid95 said:
Don't laze me bro, my friend recommanded that too.


Ndrew, thanks. Does it mean I drink it one hour before test. Do you think if I drank a lot of these it can clean my system permantly?
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you cant clean your system permanently. youll still ahve to wait for the thc to go through its half life cycle before it cleans out. detoxing just gets rid of all the loose stuff thats already passed its half life so it doesnt show up during the test.
 
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