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Post Your Religion's Prayers/Sermons here...

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Since some members have no place to post Prayers without causing
a problem... I thought this would be appropriate...

You can post your religion's prayers on this Thread....
It is only for that purpose...
No comments are to be posted please...

Jerry
 
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Re: Post Your Religion's Payers/Sermons here...

AVE SATANA!

Hail, Satan,
Lord of Darkness,
King of Hell,
Ruler of the Earth,
God of this World!

God Who invites us to become as gods!
Muse of our civilization,
Dread Enemy of its tyrant god!
Satan, mighty Liberator,
Bearer of true Light!

God of our flesh,
God of our minds,
God of our innermost Will!

O mighty Lord Satan,
teach us to become strong and wise!
Teach us to vanquish the enemies
of our freedom and well-being!

REGE SATANA!
 
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... ... ... ... ... ... ... *my heartbeat, the only reply I hear when "talking" to my god, which is why I stopped trying to reach him...*
 
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Re: Post Your Religion's Payers/Sermons here...

jaycey said:
AVE SATANA!

Hail, Satan,
Lord of Darkness,
King of Hell,
Ruler of the Earth,
God of this World!

God Who invites us to become as gods!
Muse of our civilization,
Dread Enemy of its tyrant god!
Satan, mighty Liberator,
Bearer of true Light!

God of our flesh,
God of our minds,
God of our innermost Will!

O mighty Lord Satan,
teach us to become strong and wise!
Teach us to vanquish the enemies
of our freedom and well-being!

REGE SATANA!
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1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!



9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
 
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Niko I'm going to say my piece and nothing more.

You already troll the Religion thread like its your own personal toilet. You are completely showing disrespect by sh*ting all over Jerry's thread. The right you have to believe what you want is the same right we all have to believe what we want. What you dont have the right to do is to keep shoving your beliefs where it does not belong, like here. Its rude and disrespectful, and really shows your level of maturity. You have a brother vet trying to do what he believes is a good gesture, and you just pissed all over it for no other reason than to troll. You sir are a far bigger A-hole than I.
 
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I pray for forgiveness because i am a sinner but through my savior Jesus Christ
will enter through the Gates of Heaven
 
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I'm not to religious, but I've always like this one, and it has comfort me many times.

23rd Psalm

1. The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.

2. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

3. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

4. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

5. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

6. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

I like this one because it does not ask for anything. I never ask GOD for anything for myself. Any wishes are always for others. I choose to fight my own battles alone.
 
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Re: Post Your Religion's Payers/Sermons here...

nikokapo said:
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!



9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
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You live....
you do...
You die....

Only what you have done is remembered...
That all....


Jerry
 
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Edit:

1. Love babies
2. Cherish babies
3. NEVER be forgotten.
 
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Psychotic minds think alike. :angel:

Edit: Now I feel like Niko. Friggin Jerry, always bringing out the best in people.
 
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ROFLMAO....:crackup::crackup:.... :beer:

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Jerry
 
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Trivea: Did you know that the banana is classed as both a fruit and a herb?
I didn't until today.
 
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