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ArcticMyst Security by Avery

OMG. My eyes are tanks.

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Papa SenKat is right!
Go to your room so you can play with your BB Guns and sharp toys instead of that unsafe laser!






@Switchez: You bet your a$$ someone will do it. It's still an LPF Project[ch8482]
 





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Chad said:
Yessir...  :(

Can I at least drive down to the doctor and get the SARS and cancer in my eye examined?  :p


No.

If you're man enough to play with those lasers, now face the consequences!

Plus, we're saving money for you to go to university, so no chimo for you! Live with it!
 

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we're saving money for you to go to university

Right after we get TiVo :D


Anyway, you'd need like a copper ball to put the module in, I have no idea how to power it though....wires from your eye wouldn't be too sexy. :p
 
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Switch said:
we're saving money for you to go to university

Right after we get TiVo :D


Anyway, you'd need like a copper ball to put the module in, I have no idea how to power it though....wires from your eye wouldn't be too sexy. :p

Very well, then! Who needs cables? We are going to invent wireless electricity :D!!!!!!

Maybe just a catheter or some bypass to an inner rechargeable battery that is charged with a dynamo on your hand/crotch/leg/genitalia (when you have sex the laser will be at full output)
 

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or just power the laser of of some very small battery cells!!

Just pop it out to replace or recharge!
 
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Abray said:
or just power the laser of of some very small battery cells!!

Just pop it out to replace or recharge!

I was thinking about a long-term implant. It wouldn't be very practical having to remove coin cells every 1 hour (because if you have a laser ON YOUR FREAKING EYE you will want to play with it at every moment!).


Maybe if we did it like the good Iron Man did with his chest... ::)
 

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Maybe if we did it like the good Iron Man did with his chest...

Ah damn, I was gonna say the same thing :D But I don't think mr. Stark has an account here.He didn't use any lasers on his suit. :-/

Btw, there is a guy who lost his eye in an accident and made himself a fake one with a LED.So the burning laser eye is not that far fetched.
 
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Switch said:
Maybe if we did it like the good Iron Man did with his chest...

Ah damn, I was gonna say the same thing :D But I don't think mr. Stark has an account here.He didn't use any lasers on his suit. :-/

Btw, there is a guy who lost his eye in an accident and made himself a fake one with a LED.So the burning laser eye is not that far fetched.


Well, it IS possible...
the real problem would be heat and the power supply :(
 
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This would work if you're female. :p

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSt_2KftY3A[/media]
 
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I did some reading, and it turns out you probably caught aids from the reflection. I'm sorry :'(
 
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Dr. Evil said:
This would work if you're female. :p

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSt_2KftY3A[/media]


IMO that SUCKS!

A LOT.


It can't be washed, it can't get wet, and it will NEVER be worn by a WOMAN. And even if it was, it'd be an enormously fat woman, there's no way a hottie will be wanting to charge an iPod at a beach with her super-cool-electronic-bra!.

No exceptions.







Oh, and you wouldn't be able to power it with just 5v. :(
 
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nikokapo said:
Oh, and you wouldn't be able to power it with just 5v. :(

Are you talking about the Ipod? My Zune runs off of and chrges with 5v. It will also charge from a USB port on a computer.
 
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Dr. Evil said:
[quote author=nikokapo link=1213642819/24#29 date=1213725110]Oh, and you wouldn't be able to power it with just 5v. :(

Are you talking about the Ipod? My Zune runs off of and chrges with 5v. It will also charge from a USB port on a computer.[/quote]

No, I'm talking about the laser.
 




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