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I was going to ask exactly how one smashes Harleys. Thanks for the video! Poor bike! Dude dismounted most epically though!
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I was going to ask exactly how one smashes Harleys. Thanks for the video! Poor bike! Dude dismounted most epically though!
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The Adventure Of The Iguana
Daguin and Daguina were out for a bright Valentine's walk on a harley. As they went, Daguina rested her hand on Daguin's ear. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so transperant, Daguin was filled with smelly dread.
"Do you suppose it's sour here?" he asked loudly.
"You fishy silly," Daguina said, tickling Daguin with her chops. "It's completely flourescent."
Just then, a south iguana leapt out from behind a haggis and uppercut Daguina in the eyelid. "Aaargh!" Daguina screamed.
Things looked eggy. But Daguin, although he was colorless, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a balut and, like the first spark of a flame that will become a raging inferno, beat the iguana heavily until it ran off. "That will teach you to bust innocent people."
Then he clasped Daguina close. Daguina was bleeding slowly. "My darling," Daguin said, and pressed his lips to Daguina's hair.
"I love you," Daguina said birdlike, and expired in Daguin's arms.
Daguin never loved again.
Daguin and Daguina were out for a bright Valentine's walk on a harley. As they went, Daguina rested her hand on Daguin's ear. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so transperant, Daguin was filled with smelly dread.
"Do you suppose it's sour here?" he asked loudly.
"You fishy silly," Daguina said, tickling Daguin with her chops. "It's completely flourescent."
Just then, a south iguana leapt out from behind a haggis and uppercut Daguina in the eyelid. "Aaargh!" Daguina screamed.
Things looked eggy. But Daguin, although he was colorless, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a balut and, like the first spark of a flame that will become a raging inferno, beat the iguana heavily until it ran off. "That will teach you to bust innocent people."
Then he clasped Daguina close. Daguina was bleeding slowly. "My darling," Daguin said, and pressed his lips to Daguina's hair.
"I love you," Daguina said birdlike, and expired in Daguin's arms.
Daguin never loved again.
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Oh noes!
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NOOOOOO!!! WHYYYY???? Dauginaaaaaaa!!! 
Why Spyro? Bring her back! "sniffle" Damn South Iguanas.
Why Spyro? Bring her back! "sniffle" Damn South Iguanas.
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I say post more ducks! there have been enough ponies and ducks are alot cuter!
Mighty Ducks are Epic!
Who could eat their eggs? that is terrible, just look how cute they become shortly after being an egg
Mighty Ducks are Epic!
Who could eat their eggs? that is terrible, just look how cute they become shortly after being an egg
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Why so into ducks? :tinfoil:
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Bump for one of the funniest threads on LPF
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Wow what in the hell am I reading
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LOL. Epically massive quadratic marbles, Batman!
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Funniest post on lpf, below
http://laserpointerforums.com/f57/massive-stranger-81935-5.html#post1178934
http://laserpointerforums.com/f57/massive-stranger-81935-5.html#post1178934
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