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POLLS CLOSED!

A lot of stalemates! I'll create poll breakers, CHECK THE FIRST POST LATER!



Edit: Breaker Polls created!
 

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Actually I prefer to call it the photon phalus. Much better than dilda
 
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:O

well then, we need another sexual laser genitalia related joke.

something with lube? anyone?
 

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nikokapo said:
THE RESULTS ARE HERE! GO CHECK THE FIRST POST!

Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, I will limit myself to simply finding out where to pick up my prize.

I understand I won a cat that was donated by one of our members by the name of Schrodinger.

I heard it came with its own box and everything

Thank you for donating to the contest Schrodinger

When do I get my prize?

Peace,
dave
 
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daguin said:
[quote author=nikokapo link=1212259030/84#84 date=1214179495]THE RESULTS ARE HERE! GO CHECK THE FIRST POST!

Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, I will limit myself to simply finding out where to pick up my prize.

I understand I won a cat that was donated by one of our members by the name of Schrodinger.

I heard it came with its own box and everything

Thank you for donating to the contest Schrodinger

When do I get my prize?

Peace,
dave[/quote]


I'm very sorry but the cat has perished. We've verified it.


Would you accept a mode hopping <1mW Core? Send styro the money plus shipping and it will arrive in 2-3 weeks.
 
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I'll send certificates via mail to winners in the US. Just drop a PM with your shipping address ;D
 
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The certificates will look like this:
 

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daguin

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nikokapo said:
I'm very sorry but the cat has perished. We've verified it.
Would you accept a mode hopping <1mW Core? Send styro the money plus shipping and it will arrive in 2-3 weeks.

So what am I gonna do with all these squeaky toys now?

That is the story of my life.

I would love a <1mW mod hopping core even more than a dead cat (although it is a pretty close call). That's the brightest 5mW laser available, you know? It has that patented Spartec technology, right.

I believe those things make The Core particularly useful for hosting a 405nm diode.

Peace,
dave
 
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daguin said:
[quote author=nikokapo link=1212259030/84#86 date=1214187709]
I'm very sorry but the cat has perished. We've verified it.
Would you accept a mode hopping <1mW Core? Send styro the money plus shipping and it will arrive in 2-3 weeks.

So what am I gonna do with all these squeaky toys now?

That is the story of my life.

I would love a <1mW mod hopping core even more than a dead cat (although it is a pretty close call). That's the brightest 5mW laser available, you know?  It has that patented Spartec technology, right.  

I believe those things make The Core particularly useful for hosting a 405nm diode.

Peace,
dave
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No. No, NO!

We can't send it to you if we know you're making it into a 405nm laser. It HAS to remain as a <1mW Green (532nm) laser. And it HAS to mode hop.

If not it'd be like giving a gun to a cat hunter, and there's no way we're doing that.



And yes! You're correct, the Core IS the most powerful and most unique laser available on the whole market!


But seriously, don't you want the dead cat? It's already poisoned with radiation. There are many things you can do with a dead cat besides necrofilia, you know.
 
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nikokapo said:
I'm very sorry but the cat has perished. We've verified it.


Would you accept a mode hopping <1mW Core? Send styro the money plus shipping and it will arrive in 2-3 weeks.
What if you closed the box though and let a sufficient amount of time to pass so that the wavefunction becomes valid again?
 
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you dont know if the cat is dead or noT!!!! not until you look inside ;D

its both living and dead
 

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FAAAAIIIIL!!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
 

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Switch said:
FAAAAIIIIL!!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Don't worry, Switch. You are young. You will have many more opportunities to fail in a much more epic manner than this.

Someday you will be siting in your rocking chair,

with the TV playing much too loudly,

surrounded by children's toys that you have kept because they were accidentally tossed into your yard,

when suddenly in an all too rare, briefly lucid moment ,

you will look back at this moment and think,

"What the hell is that smell coming from under my chair?"

Peace,
dave
 




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