LPF Fairy tale ^^

Another fun game i used to play on another forum
We create our own story by adding 4 words to the 4 words the person above you posted

For example PAM(person above me) posts ''Once upon a time''
Then I can post ''In a land far''
Then PBM(person below me) can post ''Away, on the other''

And this is how the game works ^^ trust me this can lead to very funny stories hahaha.
Okay i will start the game with:

''There once was a''


EDIT: Chapter one!
The story so far! (page 1)

There once was a
king whose enjoyment was
To shine lasers all
night, at the moon
In an attempt to
bring light to all
Those who live in
the shadow of a
humongous chocolate covered doughnut
tend to kill trolls
By burning them with
My 2W SH-032 Laser
This brought the wrath
Of a demon lord
who had enslaved a
red demon dog's clan
To do their bidding
While the enemy is plotting
a revenge for his
Fallen brother, who died
smuggling chocolate covered doughnuts
For the chocolate doughnut
Loving Ogre who dwelled
deep in the forest
and guarded a princess

EDIT: Chapter 2

Who was so fat
It took twelve servants
Just to get her
impregnated with a dragon child
The first dragonborne since
The first age of
Of the dawn of
Cracklepuff the Grim, Harbringer
Of death, plague and
lollygagging. Bane of the
Dark Knight Rises, went
opened up his fly
relieved himself on Gotham
city's mayor whilst doing
the Cha Cha in drag
Screaming he needs medical
help and social skills
So he can talk
the talk and walk
The walk. Meanwhile back
in town, they were
preparing for a huge
Chocolate covered doughnut feast
To invite LPF'ers and
Listen to a hardcore

EDIT: Chapter 3!

Dubstep Polka Meltdown. In
...and out...
and all around ...
The huge glowing red...
ball of fire on...
The top of the
Temple of Infinite Appeasement...
Where they prayed to
The Queen of Infinite...
chocolate and doughnuts, from
the land of unbroken
kingdoms, defending the lives
of the innocent masses
Who blindly followed Nimrod
In his quest to
Destroy Sauron's tower, in
the land of underwear , Where
It rains panties everyday
so everybody wears them
On Fridays only , when
When the limpets roam
Who came from the
Seas of Infinite Storms
Where shitstorms battered the
Island of eternal Poopdom

EDIT: Chapter 4 ^^

In the land called craptonia
Mountains of crap and
Rivers of shit cover
The Kings bed and
fill the throne room
with ugly wallpaper that
damaged the psyches of
the royal carriage horses
Who now only pranced
Backwards while eating white
Damp Chocolate Cake , With
a total lack of
Respect for the doughnut
The holy unbroken doughnut
The one doughnutt... to...
Rule them ALL! Meanwhile
Sauron's forces march to
The Holy land of
used pink socks , suddenly ..
The Grand Vizier realized
Doughnutts have a weakness
Their powers could be
Eaten by fat police
At the rate they
were never eaten before.. So,


EDIT: Chapter 5 ''Daguin's, Epic Argons'' ^^

A committee was formed
that made aphrodisiac doughnuts for
The local K9 squad
infilterated the police headquarters..
In a daring plan
To fill the doughnuts with their cheese..
The Police got sick
They had to call for
Flying pigs to help
daguin trip with argons
Daguin's, Epic Argons! The
Trip was long, very
long , and sticky with
Chocolate from the huge
teddy bear in my
Magical Lamborghini! equipped with
Powerful green laser deathrays
488 and 532 Epically
lasing at alien aircrafts
together with egyptian protestors
And that "one guy"
Who everyone called ''Ted''
Ted took his over spec laser and
Zapped the shit out,
Of some guards at nichia so he could

...king whose enjoyment was...

To shine lasers all.... ^^

night, at the moon...

In an attempt to...

...bring light to all....

Those who live in

... the shadow of a...

...humongous chocolate covered doughnut...

tend to kill trolls...

By burning them with

My 2W SH-032 Laser

This brought the wrath

~ LB

Of a demon lord

who had enslaved a

red demon dog's clan