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Kid stole his father's credit card

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what he did.....omg..pure win (not the stealing part, but geeks will understand why i am saying that when you finish reading :p)

just read




A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
 





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He will make a great politician some day. Dishonesty and stealing are two of the most important requirements to be a politician.
 

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Razako said:
He will make a great politician some day.  Dishonesty and stealing are two of the most important requirements to be a politician.

Exactly my thoughts. Not afraid to steal from his own family.

And what did the soft drink delivery worker win? What a rat. ;D
 
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nikokapo said:
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

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Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament.

LOLOLOLL!!!!!!

;D ;D ;D ;D

Man, what a bunch of noobs. I thought kids these days already figured out the 'facts of life' by 13?
 
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Sheesh, a grand a night? Are some people that repulsive that they have to pay that much to get some? Do hookers charge more for ugly guys? o_O Maybe there's someone on here that's really lonely who knows the answer...
 
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wow this guy is stupid! isnt it like every boys dream to have 1 2 3 10 millions of hookers? but instead they play halo?? he must be the biggest nerd!

another thing i dont understand, "something was up when they decided to play halo?" shouldnt something have been up when they noticed he was just a kid?? im pretty sure thats illigal to be that age, but aparently they didnt notice lol.
 
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mikeeey said:
wow this guy is stupid! isnt it like every boys dream to have 1 2 3 10 millions of hookers? but instead they play halo?? he must be the biggest nerd!

another thing i dont understand, "something was up when they decided to play halo?" shouldnt something have been up when they noticed he was just a kid?? im pretty sure thats illigal to be that age, but aparently they didnt notice lol.

well my dream is to have 1 2 3 10 millions of DOLLARS, not hookers..but well..


i dont know about the consent age on US..i think it is 13..
 
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Didn't you read the story? lol

nikokapo said:
They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

And the hookers believed it ;D

The consent age would be 16, no kid is physically mature like that at 13.
 
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i thought 13 year olds are supposed to be skyrocketing in hormones, but instead they choose halo. it still puzzles me.
 
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mikeeey said:
i thought 13 year olds are supposed to be skyrocketing in hormones, but instead they choose halo. it still puzzles me.

nothing better than getting a bl0**0b when you're pwning at your favourite FPS game :)
 





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