Jokes thread!

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[daguin]

Peace,
dave

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

This is why it's important to COMMUNICATE...

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[ped]

Tensions are still high in North Korea as this week's missile test deadline missile test came and went.

According to the North Korean news agency he cocked up and bought Mentos and regular Coke.

 

[daguin]

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.

WANDA: Hi! Sylvia.
How'd you die?

SYLVIA: I froze to death.

WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[Dr_Evil]

 

[Zeebit]

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[Dr_Evil]

That's messed up. I never thought about that before. You can make out with one. Or you can make babies with the other. I think I'd take the mermaid.

 

[Cyparagon]

I've got a one-word answer to that... Fellatio.

 

[daguin]

I've got a one-word answer to that... Fellatio.

And, conversation

Peace,
dave

 

[Dr_Evil]

I was thinking that but didn't want to bring it up.

 

[Cyparagon]

And, conversation