Jokes thread!

[GSS]

A bus full of nuns went over a cliff and all of them died. So they are at the gates of heaven with St Peter there. St Peter askes the first nun if she ever touched a mans penis, she replied she did it one time on a dare. So St Peter says rinse your hands in this holy water and your in. St Peter asked the second nun in line if she ever touched a mans penis and she replied she fondled a man while in college, so St. Peter says rinse your hands in this holy water and your in. all the sudden there was a commotion in the line, St. Peter says sisters sisters what is the problem? At the back off the line one of the nuns says im not gargling that holy water after sister Mary sticks her ass in it!

 

[kiwi37]

Sad news from the Nestlé chocolate factory. A man was crushed to death under hundreds of boxes of chocolate. Apparently every time he shouted: “The Milky Bars are on me!” his workmates just cheered.

 

[kiwi37]

A man and his flat chested wife go to see a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks “What seems to be the problem?” “Well,” says the man, “Dolly fucking Parton here thinks I’m too sarcastic!”

 

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[Dr_Evil]

^^ The fact that they even put the Rebel flag on there pisses me off.

^ LOL. Dirty boy.

 

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"An annoying lil bitch, you are. Like your father, hmm" - Yoda

 

[BowtieGuy]

 

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[ped]

Open Google voice search on your phone..

Say "what is an angry dragon"

 

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[john_lawson]

Ok not trying to offend but here it goes
Why don't they show portaricons on star trek






Cause they don't work in the future either

 

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[trussmonkey25]

That's just wrong

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

That's just wrong

You're right, should have gone in the religion thread :angel:

Incidentally, I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof :eg: