Jokes thread!

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[Dr_Evil]

Thanks. My mind will now be screwed whenever someone says lick a 9v battery to see if it is good.

 

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[SB241]

Two blondes were walking through the woods hunting when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said to the second blonde ssshhh, those are bear tracks. The second blonde laughed and in a condescending tone said I can tell you are a novice hunter, those are deer tracks! the first blonde fired back bear tracks! The second blonde deer tracks! bear tracks! deer tracks! bear tracks!

This argument only lasted a minute because they were both run over by a train!

 

[paula109]

:crackup: I laugh to myself like a crazy person

 

[T_Warne]

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets at my local Cabellas, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." So, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, Security tells me that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. I still do not think I looked that bad.

 

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[Mattronium]

A chemistry joke...

Question: What animal dissolves in water?



Answer: A polar bear.

 

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[The Lightning Stalker]

A chemistry joke...

Question: What animal dissolves in water?



Answer: A polar bear.

Oh, we can go somewhere with this.

Question: What "animal" can dissolve polar molecules?

Answer: A water bear.

 

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