Jokes thread!

[ped]

I see that Wikipedia is now accepting donations using Bitcoin, the on-line currency.

So now you can support information you're not sure is true ... with currency you're not sure is money.

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[versd0ra]

A couple is about ready to go to bed and call it a night. Then suddenly the husband notices a peculiar photo beside their bed.

Husband: Wow! what a handsome man this guy is! Honey is this one of your friends back in college?

Wife: Oh no, dear that's not one of my friends, that was me before my *** change operation.

 

[NRGLite]

No lightbulb jokes, right?
"Schrodinger's cat--wanted dead or alive."
(Sorry if they're terrible. Or if they were already repeated.)
Old laser physicists don't die--they merely become incoherent.

 

[The Lightning Stalker]

"Schrodinger's cat--wanted dead or alive."

Shouldn't that be dead AND alive?

 

[NRGLite]

Yeah, I guess.. Good catch!
Just a joke!

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[millirad]

^ Poor guy.

 

[millirad]

 

[millirad]

 

[ARG]

What will ISIS be called when it is eventually destroyed?

WASWAS.

 

[BShanahan14rulz]

I still only think Archer when I hear ISIS.

 

[millirad]

 

[millirad]

 

[The Lightning Stalker]

 

[millirad]

It's a duck.