Jokes thread!

[millirad]

 

[Hemlock_Mike]

Never drink down stream from
the herd !!!!!
HMike

 

[millirad]

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[Hemlock_Mike]

OH POOOOOO!
HMike

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

I admit, I look

 

[ARG]

Calculus Joke.

sin(x) brings his shy buddy e^x to a party. Once they arrive sin(x) begins to chat with tan(x) , x^2 and other functions at the party. e^x gets shy and walks outside away from the others. sin(x) heads outside to find e^x and says "c'mon man! Come back inside and integrate!" e^x sadly looks down and says "it won't change anything."

 

[T_Warne]

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[ped]

There was a knock at the door this morning, so I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep.

I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."

 

[ARG]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Sharing is caring...

 

[ARG]

Sharing is caring...

Sharing is also piracy

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Here's another math lover:

(NSFW Language, and crass content :eg

https://i.imgur.com/JMFGk73.png

 

[Hemlock_Mike]

You guys are nutz !!!!!!
But in the end, after 65, you
wish you have a poker.
HMike

 

[InfinitusEquitas]