Jokes thread!

[millirad]

 

[millirad]

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[ped]

I once left the scene of an accident.

Not deliberately, I just didn't have my seatbelt on.

 

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[ped]

The US Military has cancelled its multi billion dollar research and development program into the next generation of stealth aircraft as they discover simply turning off the transponder has the same effect.

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Brought to you by the same geniuses who send a billion dollar aircraft, with missiles that costs hundreds of thousands, to take out $50 tents, mud huts, and cars that were old when Bush Sr was still in office

Let's not forget this little gem though: BBC News - Mathias Rust: German teenager who flew to Red Square

 

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[millirad]

 

[RawPaul]

 

[millirad]

 

[Flaminpyro]

So this is what my friends get me for my birthday


That's a good one Millirad

 

[ped]

"How's your new stairlift nan?"

"It's driving me up the fu*king wall."

 

[millirad]

 

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