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Having had the snip earlier this year, and a zero sperm count test a month ago, I cant wait till a chick tries that one on me .

Damn evil procedure i had my snips 15 years ago horrid during and after the operation ,i was told you may need a day or so of work ...i was off for 10 days and the pain was some of the worst I've ever had, glad i don't have to have that ever again when a doctor says its going to hurt some expect horror that area isn't an area for needles and scalpels ,stitches ...

 

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[Lazerbeak]

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[Lazerbeak]

Great Prank! :crackup:

Be prepared...

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[RawPaul]

That's hilarious. But I wonder with all the pranks being pulled, there hasn't been a buch of lawsuits from someone nearly having a stroke. Or getting hurt trying to run away. Being the 'sue happy' nation that we are.
This one works well for my town.

A police officer pulls over 2 elderly women, walks up to the driver and asks "Do you know how fast you were going?". The lady replies,
"Yes, officer, as the sign says I was going 24 miles an hour." The officer said "Ma'am that is the Interstate sign for I-24, but the speed limit is 55." He then looks over to the passenger who is sitting quietly with her hands folded and asks "Are you ok?" To which the lady replies "I am now officer, but a few moments back we were on Highway 153."

 

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[ped]

Muammar al-Gaddafi, Bashar al-Assad, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden...

One thing's clear, to be a top ranking tyrant or terrorist these days you've got to have two letter A's in your first name.

Barack Obama, you have my full support...

 

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There are a ridiculous number or rumors floating around that he is going to attempt to run for a third term. The main goal being, to stick around for 12 years, and long enough to be voted in again by those kids that were Obama indoctrinated from 2008 when he was originally elected.

Given everything that's going on... I'm not entirely convinced all of the rumors are false.

One thing about Obama that I think can be consistently counted on... his promises, and impassioned speeches, can be used as guides as to exactly what he will do the opposite of.

 

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[Lazerbeak]

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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