Jokes thread!

[InfinitusEquitas]

(I'm hiding in the top left square)

 

[IsaacT]

How did the LBO crystal feel about being a laser part?





.......He was pumped

 

[BShanahan14rulz]

What did the 808nm pump diode say to the Nd ions embedded in yttrium garnet?

"Why don't you spit out something coherent for once, ya dope!"

 

[Pi R Squared]

A blond and a brunette were walking down the street together when the brunette sees a dead bird on the ground and she says "Oh look that poor bird its dead." The blond looking up says "where? where?".

 

[Kookapeli]

I've just had laser eye treatment.

That's the last time I'll steal Superman's parking space.

 

[Lazerbeak]

~ LB

 

[Shakenawake]

@Pi R Squared, to be fair, I did see a bird fall out of the sky once, inexplicably dead. heart attack in mid-flight I guess

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[Trevor]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat-mobile?

"Get in the bat-mobile!"

Trevor

 

[Lazerbeak]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat-mobile?

"Get in the bat-mobile!"

Trevor

At least pretend to make an effort

:crackup:

~ LB

 

[Trevor]

At least pretend to make an effort

Don't like anti-jokes?

What is yellow and cannot swim?

A bulldozer.



Trevor

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Where is the sarcasm, the irony, the insult? You call those jokes?

 

[Lazerbeak]

~ LB

 

[Trevor]

It must be my twisted (dry) sense of humor.

Trevor

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[Lazerbeak]

~ LB