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I saw this and shat bricks lol
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kiyoukan said:

I saw this and shat bricks lol
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Rofl! Its smashing all the flowers!

kiyoukan said:

I saw this and shat bricks lol
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'SHAT' now theres a word we dont get to use very often
good vid btw
nice find Kiyo

my golfing friend said the only time He ever hit two balls well was when he stepped on a rake.

I caught my GGW pen talking to my 593.5 the other day. The conversation went something like this:

GGW: "Hey, mate, you got a cold or something?"
593.5: "No, I'm not feeling too well. How'd you know"
GGW: "You look a little green..."

How Do you confuse an Idiot ??? Purple !!!!

2 sausages in a frying pan, One sausage says "it's getting hot in here" the other sausage says "holy crap a talking sausage"

Necro-bump for decent joke:
Little Johnny went up to his father and said, 'Dad, the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between potentially and realistically. Can you help me?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your Sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learned from that.

'So little Johnny went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
His mother replied, 'Of course, I would! We could really use that moneyTo fix up the house and send you kids to great universities.
Little Johnny then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?
The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt, I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
Little Johnny then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course', the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million Bucks would buy?
'Little Johnny pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his Dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between Potentially and realistically?

'Little Johnny replied. 'Yes.


Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically we are living with two Sluts and a homo.'

ROFL! :crackup: Ash that's a good one!

I saw this in a comment for a hurricane article on Yahoo.

What did the Hurricane say to the palm tree? You better hold on to your nuts cos this is not a regular blow job!

A 3 foot 10 inch tall fortune teller broke out of prison

the headline in the local paper:

'small medium at large'

A few oldies I found cleaning up my web server...