Ground Screw

The world needs our help.

I have noticed many many electronic devices do NOT have proper ground screws installed!

Everyone, we need to make the world safer by adding ground screws to everything.

Post pictures of your devices with new ground screw installed. NOTE: Proper ground screw installation requires the use of hot glue.





Unfortunately my 3d printer came without a ground screw, so I installed one.

Not adding a ground screw is a serious offence, I am a ground-screwer by profession and I am here to tell you that you need to protect yourself. Ground-screw everything, if its got one add a second. A war is coming... A war on non-groundscrewers. Act now and save you and your family from an untimely demise. Here are some of my recent jobs:

To start ground screwing you will need a hot glue gun, this is the single most important step. Set it to its superUltraMegaGroundscrewAttachification setting to begin. Or if it doesn't have that, high will do.

I noticed one of my lathes didn't have a proper ground screw, here is the install:


An Argon laser, Cyonics should have grounded this properly but thats okay as I fixed it:


CNI did it too, but again its okay! Just a simple three hour procedure to attach a proper external ground screw:


My Atlas 3Phase motor wasn't grounded correctly either, fixed:


Even my Phase-O-Matic wasn't!



I didn't want to get killed when i went to make my morning coffee, so i install a proper ground screw every night before setting it to brew the following morning, only a 2.5hour install this time:



The most dangerous item by far to not ground screw is a bearded dragon. They will EAT YOUR SOUL AND SHOCK YOU TIL YOU ARE CRISPY! I fixed that problem in only 19 total hours of chasing him around the house and being bitten:



Screw safely please, protect yourself.
-D

Be sure to install ground screw on your hot glue gun before use.

Or if you would like to install one externally you can contact me via PM and I will sell you my Mega-Groundscrew external install kit! The Easy Plug-N'-Play capabilities of this ground screw are revolutionary, A $999.95 value! Yours today for only twelve easy payments of $39.99 Works great for things such as speakers.

Heeyyy waaitt a minute. Some of those ground screws have a particularly similar glue pattern... Is it a new Universal ground screw? Who do I dump my paypal balance on to get one?

WTH have I been doing it wrong all these years??

Its never too late to correct your mistakes. Please, think of the children. Install ground screw.

HelLo i Am new to lazorz and I NeEd to know iF I should use PhILips or flathead to DO THiS!,!,?..???.?.?.?.?
Thanks

Neither, ground screw installation requires hot glue. Any sort of ground screw certified screw can be used.

Well golly, how do I know if MY screw is ground screw certified?

It is true, when screwing your ground screw be sure to ground the screw you're screwing and gluing, with glue.

U guyz dont make sen'se. Ima go make 12 threadz azking how to do thizzz

LaserPointerer said:

U guyz dont make sen'se. Ima go make 12 threadz azking how to do thizzz

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That will get you grounded and screwed. JS'

^^Lol

Spyro you forgot to ground your ponies.