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funiest/stupidest thing youve done with your laser

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do you have any stories to tell about you and a laser?
I havn't really done anything, except when i see a group of 12 year old kids who all think they're bad asses walking at night i hide and shine my laser around them lol.
 





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mikeeey said:
do you have any stories to tell about you and a laser?
I havn't really done anything, except when i see a group of 12 year old kids who all think they're bad asses walking at night i hide and shine my laser around them lol.
I've used them to scare birds before. One time there was a huge flock of birds on a neighbors house and I couldn't resist scaring them off with my aries-35. Shhhhh don't tell PETA :-X
 

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ACCIDENTLY shone my DX 30 down the road across a highway :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X shhhhh i was an accident i swear!! ;D No... seriously. That was the stupidest thing, the funniest thing i cant think of, maybe when i ws at school, i pointed it at a wall infront of the teacher, that was pretty stupid but it was funny at the time, i turned around and bolted around the corner and started laughing my ass off ;D ;D
 
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I chased off a mob of ~20 massive year 12s at school, with water balloons containing oil, paint, flour, etc... all with my DX 30. All I had to do was shine it on the ground in front of them and they were outta there. XD
 
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Well, back in the day when I got my Leadlight GLP-105 (The people who have been into lasers a while should know what that is!) I did something pretty stupid with it. I live about a mile away from a town with 700 people in it, and there is a dog food factory in the middle of it. One day it caught on fire and basically the whole town came and watched it burn because they had nothing else to do. From about a mile away I pointed my laser at it and for a few minutes and then I left. The next day at school everybody was telling me about this green glow that was moving through all over the building!! ;D Stupid, yes, but funny!
 
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[quote author=Things link=1208072976/0#2 date=1208079895]shhhhh i was an accident i swear!!


lol best typo :p[/quote]
Haha i was beside some one with a dog and he wasn't looking so i shone it a bit and bam the dog started running.
 
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Well, I've never really done anything like that but one time my roommate asked me something about one of my green lasers.

She wanted to know "how you change the lens so you can change the color of the beam"! ::) ::) ::)

I then had to explain to her exactly what a laser is and how it works.

It seems the average person really is quite ignorant about lasers! She's not stupid, either, she can change the oil, filters and spark plugs in her car and do other minor maintenance to it, but of lasers she knew basically nothing.
 

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i was at a party and i briefly flashed my pointer in places on the wall ( dx 100) quite a few people were on d.rugs ( i had just a few beers)

and just seconds ago at work i just out of the window "snipered" some chavs with all my work mates in stitches
and then the miscreants... came upto our building and into our work room trying to find the "laser" they tried to steal a projector "laser" and got pwnted by our strongarm....

even my boss was in stitches and he a uptight southern fairy...

btw im in sheffield yorkshire,
 

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About 7 years ago I was shining my 1mW red pointer at cars headlights in a parking lot across the street from my hotel room(I was on vacation) , the security guard was so pissed and didn't know what was going on, he went inside to get his baseball bat. ;D I also enjoyed mindcontrolling my cousins cat to attack him when he wasn't looking :D I also like scaring crows off any buildings in sight.For some (climate shift) reason we have tons of crows since about 4-5 years ago and every morning I cas see hundreds of them on the rooftops.Stupidest thing is probably along the lines of open cut healing by burning freshly coagulated blood in the cut or handing it to a person whose IQ is below 70 and knowledge is below 0 and nearly getting eye damage. :p
 
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i burned my black friend when he was driving, i was sitting behind him, and he kept slapping the back of his neck lol.
 

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mikeeey said:
i burned my black friend when he was driving, i was sitting behind him, and he kept slapping the back of his neck lol.
Uh, there he goes again.... ::) Did you have your hood on when you wrote that post? KIDDING :D :D :D I just had to ;D
 
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Switch said:
[quote author=mikeeey link=1208072976/0#10 date=1208232191]i burned my black friend when he was driving, i was sitting behind him, and he kept slapping the back of his neck lol.
Uh, there he goes again.... ::) Did you have your hood on when you wrote that post? KIDDING :D :D :D I just had to ;D[/quote]
i had the burning cross and everything! :p
 
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i looked into my alpha 105 to see if it was working, and lukily it wasnt(3sec delay saved my LIFE/eye); 2 minutes later i notice how retarded it was(i do the same mistake with everything eg: those handheld mixers with blades at the bottom, i wanted to see if it worked, put my hand on it, then noticed what a retard i was, luck i didnt turn it on ;D
 
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ahh so you're the reason there's a label on my dad's chainsaw that says "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals." :mad:
 

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LOL, Reminds me of the mythbusters episode when Adam sticks the vacum blower next to his face :-?
 




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