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"Free energy" bullshit.

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I was tripping on acid when I watched these the first time, so they were pretty funny. I watched them again after landing back on Earth, and unfortunately I seem to have lost some intelligence as a result. Fair warning - may be hazardous to your IQ.

'40kW' bullshit demo #1 - yes, it produces energy from "the quantum field" and the demo is intenteded to present the idea in a genuine manner. It's genuine, all right - genuinely idiotic. Gotta love the sloppy wiring job too, and WHO in their right mind does the safety check with live power hooked to the machine? "World Improvement Through The Spirit" indeed, apparently by trying to send their own to hell. Dangerous exposed belt and pulley too. :eek:

3kw self-powered generatore bullshit demo #2 - again with the dangerous exposed belt and pulley, which they almost get the power cord caught in. I'm SURE there are no hidden wires ANYWHERE. :rolleyes:

Gas engine runs on water, oil, and/or exotic particles bullshit demo #3 - "A plasma generator resembling a super-carburetor", apparently. This one barely is intelligible at all. I think the guy must be huffing the Angola crude or something, because nothing he says makes any sense. :thinking: More exotic particles, and apparently it emits some sort of radiation as well.

And the comments... Jesus H. Batshit. How do these people remember to breathe? :crackup:
 
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I already know that these are fake and just watched it for the fun of it. My brain melted from everything about it. I think your warning is fair. :(
 

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You need to see the solar roadways project. The biggest joke is they got 2M in funding for it.

It hurts to look at because they think it can work and power the entire world.
 
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You need to see the solar roadways project. The biggest joke is they got 2M in funding for it.

It hurts to look at because they think it can work and power the entire world.

Not too worried about it, once they turn around and say it can't be done then they're gonna have the worlds largest pie on their face (and by that I mean a Simon-grade, slime pie) :D
 
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Crap you mean I cant plug an extension cord into itself and have unlimited power? There goes my brilliant plan.

Really the only way I can think of obtaining "free" energy (meaning electricity you don't have to pay for) would if you inherited a solar array.
 
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I use free energy all the time. Extension cord + neighbors outdoor plug for their garden lights. Badabing Badaboom!
 

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Really the only way I can think of obtaining "free" energy (meaning electricity you don't have to pay for) would if you inherited a solar array.

My definition of free energy is basically energy that can be created without any other energy input .. ie, impossible, thus anything labelled as "free energy" automatically triggers the "avoid at all costs, unless you're in for a laugh" response :p

To be fair though, things like solar panels and wind farms are basically cost free energy once you've paid off the initial investment, but you're still using energy from the sun and wind.

There's so many things I can see happening in the future, like flying cars, personal jetpacks etc, but pulling energy out of nowhere is one of those things that I believe will just never happen.
 
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And there are those over unity thingamajigs that are said to take a small power from a battery, make some magic and charge another battery.

And if you analyze the circuit. They basically made an electro-mechanical boost converter.
 
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Well I suppose there are different ideas about what "free energy" means.

I just think solar fits most because the sun will keep putting out energy whether or not we choose to collect it.
 
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Keanu and Morgan freedman did it, Dr. Rick Marshall did it! Free energy is EZ, checkers is hard.
 
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They should call it "Phrenergy" to sound like "phrenology" -- the pseudoscience of measuring skulls to determine the nature of people -- and to point out that people need to get their heads checked.
 

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I also seen those magnet motors that are supposed to run without electricity.

It's funny that a lot of people post these multi kW free energy generators yet they don't have videos of their homes or shops running from it. :D (or I haven't seen one yet)
 
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I question 40 KW of power from such small units and wire gauge.
They didn't mention LN2 !!!!
HMike
 

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I used to come up with stuff like this when i was a kid, things like an electric motor driving a generator. Then the laws of physics slapped me across the face and covered my dreams with fecal matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skAePZGgpAA This one is hilarious
 
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