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probably still a better book :crackup:

lol! !!!
 





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Take the book as well as the movie for what they are, pron for women. Genetically/biologically & psychologically... women are attracted to an alpha male. It is my understanding that this story takes that idea to the extreme.

I honestly doubt and sane woman who watches the movie will go out and search for a guy like Grey for a long term life partner. She may occasionally flick the bean at the idea of being dominated by a sadistic rich guy though.

As an afterthought, I don't think 50 shades of Grey would be as appealing to the ladies if it was written about a middle class guy with a fetish for abusing women. Being RICH has a lot to do with it.
 
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^ That does it ... now I'm going to wait for the DVD/Netflix release. :p
 
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Ive always been a mean old Hater of this 50 shades stuff since the book came out, and i dont even know how to Hate...
I wonder if many people get caught doing ***ual stuff together during the movie, would suck to be the cleaner of the theatre during this Phase! Haha
I would watch out for any Guys in the back of the theatre secluding themselves while the movie is playing too, they may have a busy hand or something,
Oh well i suppose there getting some big money from the followers.... good on them for that
 
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@ infinitusequitas haha :crackup:

Media and commercials are capitalizing on the controversy. The movie seems to be foreplay for other subjects they would like to introduce. (Hehe pun intended)

Example: NPR radio brought up the movie briefly then went on to discuss their main topic: a pharmaceutical company developing a drug to increase women's libido...etc etc. but I see what they did there.
 
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Not sure if it was just a joke or not, but I remember reading somewhere that a theater was putting plastic seat covers on for this movie :barf:

What most people don't realize is while they are in movie theaters, they are themselves on camera... and everything is perfectly visible with ir illumination.

As for women with greater libido... as a single guy, have to say I'm not opposed to that at all :p
 

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Not sure if it was just a joke or not, but I remember reading somewhere that a theater was putting plastic seat covers on for this movie :barf:

What most people don't realize is while they are in movie theaters, they are themselves on camera... and everything is perfectly visible with ir illumination.

As for women with greater libido... as a single guy, have to say I'm not opposed to that at all :p

Fifty Shades of Grey: Rowdy women glass man at Valentine?s Day screening of ***y film - Mirror Online

Now if I were a betting man, I'd say it's safe to bet at least one purse started vibrating.



Well I bought the book instead. :p Seeing the movie seems to be a major risk. lol
 
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Well I bought the book instead. :p Seeing the movie seems to be a major risk. lol

Let me save you the trouble;

Naive girl meets rich guy.

Likes rich guy.

Rich guy is into kinky shit, mainly beating the crap out her, and leaving her tied up, and otherwise dominating her in a very unhealthy manner bordering on psychotic, and with some stalker mixed in.

Girl develops Stockholm syndrome.

They live unhappily ever after.

The end.

You're welcome :beer:
 
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I kid you not, I know someone who works at a theater who found cucumbers on some of the seats after the premier of 50 shades of grey.
 
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Take the book as well as the movie for what they are, pron for women. Genetically/biologically & psychologically... women are attracted to an alpha male. It is my understanding that this story takes that idea to the extreme.

I honestly doubt and sane woman who watches the movie will go out and search for a guy like Grey for a long term life partner. She may occasionally flick the bean at the idea of being dominated by a sadistic rich guy though.

As an afterthought, I don't think 50 shades of Grey would be as appealing to the ladies if it was written about a middle class guy with a fetish for abusing women. Being RICH has a lot to do with it.

I bet the same women that are feminists are the ones who love this movie :crackup:
 




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