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That line just gave me a chubby.
Check out the background of that woman..
Iris Bahr - Biography
and they cast her in a Larry the Cable Guy movie? Just shows you never know how your life will turn out.
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That line just gave me a chubby.
Check out the background of that woman..
Iris Bahr - Biography
and they cast her in a Larry the Cable Guy movie? Just shows you never know how your life will turn out.
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It can arrive in varied versions, but the way I like to say the quote is:
"There aren't many problems that a man can't fix with a box full of ammo and a 30-ought-6."
"There aren't many problems that a man can't fix with a box full of ammo and a 30-ought-6."
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" ..... except when the problem hold a minigun ..... "
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"I WAS FROZEN-TODAY!"
(Suburban Commando, TGWTG)
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I've got a whole book on stupid quotes. They're not half bad.
"I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping." - Director Gregory Ratoff.
"We are not ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur" - Dan Quayle
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change." - Dan Quayle
"This portion of 'Women on the run' is brought to you by Phillips' Milk of Magnesia" - Radio Anouncer Harry Von Zell
"My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt" - Basketball player Chuck Nevitt
"I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping." - Director Gregory Ratoff.
"We are not ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur" - Dan Quayle
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change." - Dan Quayle
"This portion of 'Women on the run' is brought to you by Phillips' Milk of Magnesia" - Radio Anouncer Harry Von Zell
"My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt" - Basketball player Chuck Nevitt
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"If you won't eat it, you shouldn't stick your d!ck in it" -my gpa.
A bit vulgar, sure, but words to live by.
A bit vulgar, sure, but words to live by.
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Isn't that the tagline for american pie?
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"Death therapy, It's a guaranteed cure"
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I dunno, never watched it. I was told this back in 1985ish.
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Well, the poster should give you a good idea:
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I'm pretty sure gramp's was referring to the quality/characteristics of the girl. (T_J: insert example pics here)
At least it wasn't a chocolate or walnut pie. What would the punchline be then?:crackup:
At least it wasn't a chocolate or walnut pie. What would the punchline be then?:crackup:
Well, the poster should give you a good idea:
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"Time's a great teacher aside from the fact that it kills all its pupils"
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"Death therapy - it's a guaranteed cure"
"Guns don't kill people, bullets do - guns just make them go really fast"
"Guns don't kill people, bullets do - guns just make them go really fast"
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"AURGH!!! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!!!"
50 million points to whoever knows where it came from.
50 million points to whoever knows where it came from.
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"Women... can live with em, can't kill em"
True Lies
"A case and point, in the twilight zone"
Rod Serling
True Lies
"A case and point, in the twilight zone"
Rod Serling
