Favorite Quotes?

From shitmydadsays.com

"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

zaery said:

"AURGH!!! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!!!"
50 million points to whoever knows where it came from.

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"Ha ha ha, mine is an evil laugh, now die!"

Peace,
dave

"Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, give in. Never give in. Never give in. Never give in."- Winston Churchill

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind"- Albert Einstien

"Friends are the family you choose"

"It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed."- Theodore Roosevelt

"Don't be preoccupied if things are bad ..... before or after, they will go worse"

Mine (yes, i'm an optimist )

The following are from a show called "The Trailer Park Boys" which I've been watching a lot lately Hilarious mockumentary show.

Ricky: What's going on, J-Roc?
J-Roc: Not much, Ricky, I'm just fuckin' off like you told me to!

Bubbles: Do you wanna see a rocket go, Randy?
Randy: Wow does it really launch, Bubbles?
Bubbles: Does it really launch? Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock!?

Ricky: One man's garbage is another man's good ungarbage.

Julian: Ricky, I'm telling you, you gotta stop growing pot.
Ricky: Come on, man, you can't tell me to do that.
Julian: I'm serious Ricky.
Ricky: You can't tell me to do that. It's like telling the NWA to stop being black.

Randy: ...I want my barbeque.
Ricky: You know what Randy, you're totally right and you know what I'm gonna do for ya?
Randy: What?
Ricky: Jack Shit.

Ricky: Bubbles give me the cat back.
Bubbles: Go fuck yourself.

Sara: Ricky, can you tell me why there's a mountain lion trying to bang one of my boyfriends?

Bubbles: Well, that's a little harsh. He's not a punk. He might be a bit of a fuckin' goof, but he's not a punk.

Cory: J-Roc raps about gangsters & guns, pimps & hos and Compton. The guy's not from Compton. He's a white kid from a trailer park. He should rap about what he really knows which is living in his mom's trailer eating peanut butter sandwiches.

Randy: You guys want anything from the store?
Ricky: Yeah get me some jalapano chips
[he pronounces it JA-lap-ano]
Bubbles: Yeah get me some fucking gummy worms
Julian: Get me some jalapeno chips
[pronounces it the correct way]
Randy: walks away
Ricky: Jalapeno? what flavor is that?
Julian: Ricky the J is silent
Bubbles: The J is like an H Ricky, Hal-a-peen-yo
Ricky: What the fuck are you guys talking about?

Julian: Ricky, you're pointing a loaded handgun at a puppet. Behind the puppet is our friend. The bullet will go through the doll and kill Bubbles. Give me the gun.
Ricky: I gotta kill this fuckin puppet, Julian.

Mr. Lahey: Randy just doesn't understand. I mean I love him dearly, but I hate Ricky more. I just don't want to have to put up with that prick for the rest of my life. You know, he grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves.

J-Roc: Can't we talk? You're acting awful hard Randy.
Randy: Well sometimes life is hard, J-Roc.
J-Roc: Randy, sometimes, you're fat. You don't hear me talk about that, do you?
[Pointing to baby-mamas]
J-Roc: Look down dawg, nawmsayin'? Ya understand? Seems to me, like you should be able to understand and be sympathetic to what it's like to be pregnant, dawg.
Randy: What are you talking about, J-Roc?
J-Roc: Oh what, you a'int pregnant with a bucket of chicken?
[Addressing unborn child]
J-Roc: Hey, lemme tell you somethin' little mafucker. When you grow up, don't grow up to be like that mafucker right there!
[Pointing to Randy]
J-Roc: Randy, you a'int even had your ultrasound yet, have you dawg? I could do you right now.
[Uses bling like a stethoscope]
J-Roc: I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulating together with french fries and onion rings, but you know what? I don't hear a heart, motherfucker. C'mon ladies, let's pack this shit up. That's whack, Randy. Go on with your wallet. AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU, HAIRY BITCH!

daguin said:

"Ha ha ha, mine is an evil laugh, now die!"

Peace,
dave

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"Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!" XD

Ah got another one.

"Opinions are like A-holes, Some take em in some crap em out" CJ

zaery said:

"Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!" XD

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< que the radar alarms >

Peace,
davce

daguin said:

< que the radar alarms >

Peace,
davce

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Davce your new name now?

Crazy Jay said:

Davce your new name now?

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I didn't actually know he typed that after every message I thought he had some sort of .... signature not in his signature automatically there

Crazy Jay said:

Davce your new name now?

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Yeah. Sometimes I type faster than I read.

This exposes something that few realize. My:

Peace,
dave

Is NOT a signature file. I physically type "Peace" at the end of EVERY PM, email, note, and posting I write.

I've been to war. :cryyy:

Peace is better :beer:

Peace,
dave

daguin said:

Yeah. Sometimes I type faster than I read.

This exposes something that few realize. My:

Peace,
dave

Is NOT a signature file. I physically type "Peace" at the end of EVERY PM, email, note, and posting I write.

I've been to war. :cryyy:

Peace is better :beer:

Peace,
dave

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Happens to the best of us. That's awesome.. Learn something new every day!

daguin said:

Yeah. Sometimes I type faster than I read.

This exposes something that few realize. My:

Peace,
dave

Is NOT a signature file. I physically type "Peace" at the end of EVERY PM, email, note, and posting I write.

I've been to war. :cryyy:

Peace is better :beer:

Peace,
dave

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si vis pacem, para bellum


michael

chipdouglas said:

si vis pacem, para bellum
michael

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Verum est

But peace is my preferred condition

Peace,
dave

Yeah I first thought it was automatic myself but then it would be apart of his signature. Bellow the line rather than above. You know, now that I think of it I've seen people make their own goodbyes ... but they never keep up with it

Some take in A-holes, and some crap A-holes out? Have you been drinking, sir?

Cyparagon said:

Some take in A-holes, and some crap A-holes out? Have you been drinking, sir?

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You didn't get the gay joke I was making?

Actually now that I read it... it doesn't make any point other than whether you bend down and take it up the tail pipe or don't, you're still an idiot.

"damned if you do and damned if you don't"

so ... yeah :thinking: