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gismo

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Awkward! :eek:

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~ LB

That's what you call an excitement with passion:p

But eventually the fall of not providing for others has to come...and one day what you get might end up like this:

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The eyes, the endlessly sad eyes say the cruel truth;(
 





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Hmm... So I guess all the jokes about Russians and Vodka are true :thinking:

I think in regards to law it must be a little like China in that most people do whatever they want locally, because it's just to big to realistically police or regulate. I think that applies to the disregard for laws as well, not that we don't have stupid Americans too, just more policing. Of course if you are caught in China, or Russia I would assume, penalties are severe and you have no say, period.

~ LB

For the most part... yes the jokes about russians and vodka are quite accurate. :drunk:

About the law, there are far far fewer cops than there are in the US. I think this actually leads to people being nicer/friendlier for the most part. The laws that are disregarded 99.9% of the time are those that you would probably enjoy not caring about here either, like say going 5mph over the limit. Procedural laws that do nothing for the betterment of society but rather simply act as another form of taxes.

The penalties are as varied as they are anywhere... for example a drunk might get his ass kicked, and tossed in a cell, but once sober will be allowed to go home, with maybe just a small fine. Conversely if you or your family are rich, and you get caught doing something stupid, you'll be asked to pay up.
 
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gismo said:

D@mn your eyes! :(

Infinitus said:
The penalties are as varied as they are anywhere... for example a drunk might get his ass kicked, and tossed in a cell, but once sober will be allowed to go home, with maybe just a small fine. Conversely if you or your family are rich, and you get caught doing something stupid, you'll be asked to pay up.

Ah, corruption. Universal it seems comrade ;)

~ LB
 
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Aww come on. Even our current and previous presidents (forget about VP's) are way more corrupt than Nixon ever was.

Still, in the game of politics, and corruption, they can't compete with this guy...

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I expect he's also the only one of the three who would be willing to do his own dirty work if he had to.
 
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In Soviet Russia... The President assassinates you!

~ LB

Ahhhhhh . . . I see the problem now.

Dominate right hand
Dominate left eye

It is possible that he is really left handed, but his parents forced him to use his right hand to conform to social norms

Oh, the horrors young Vladimir must have suffered

That sort of confusion would lead any child into evil

Peace,
dave
 
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Pictures do the talking :wtf:
 

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Ahhhhhh . . . I see the problem now.

Dominate right hand
Dominate left eye

It is possible that he is really left handed, but his parents forced him to use his right hand to conform to social norms

Peace,
dave

Yes, it's common practice in russia. It's also the excuse I use in case anyone complains. Either that or I say I'm an aspiring doctor :p
 
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Ahhhhhh . . . I see the problem now.

Dominate right hand
Dominate left eye

It is possible that he is really left handed, but his parents forced him to use his right hand to conform to social norms

Oh, the horrors young Vladimir must have suffered

That sort of confusion would lead any child into evil

Peace,
dave

Does your big brain just work overtime all the time? :thinking:

What an extremely perceptive observation :beer: I have an Aunt like that. Not the leader of Russia, just mean and a converted left hander ;)

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gismo said:
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Where are you all going, lads?

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It's their professionalism I admire
~ LB
 
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"I don't have to outrun the bear, just the slowest guy one of you guys." - What the three running guys are thinking.

"Oh shit" - what the guy on the ground is thinking :eek:
 
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Gives a whole new meaning to "talking out your @ss"
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Good photoshop fail
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