FAIL THREAD!!!!

[piferal]

I know, this one is well known, but I can not resist.

 

[HIMNL9]

ROTFL ..... the first one resemble the working of an old WW2 british PIAT ..... with the exception that none survived to a PIAT failed shot

 

[piferal]

ROTFL ..... the first one resemble the working of an old WW2 british PIAT ..... with the exception that none survived to a PIAT failed shot

Nahh the first one Is not that old haha, is called ERYX, is a short-range anti-tank weapon, and you better not be around when it explodes :eg:

 

[HIMNL9]

LOL, i know ..... i meant, it looks as the same type of fail, when PIAT rocket just fall in front of the launcher .....

Just wondering why all those peoples was running away like hell, anyway ..... (just kidding )

 

[Dr_Evil]

The song is a win but the pics are a fail.

 

[Tech_Junkie]

That awesome, LMAO. And so true. We used to go to Walmart at 3AM just to watch the freaks shop.

We used to see this lady who would spend every day buying crap, and at the end of the week return it all. She had shopping carts full of stuff in the return line. She did this every week, and always in the middle of the night.

 

[brendon7358]

Customer Access System - Wicked Lasers :facepalm:

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

customer access system - wicked lasers :facepalm:

bull***cough***sht***cough

 

[Tech_Junkie]

I almost thought I was going to see a Laserbee. :na::crackup::crackup::crackup:

 

[lasersbee]

I almost thought I was going to see a Laserbee. :na::crackup::crackup::crackup:

Nah... he wanted us to design an LPM for him for $10.00 of parts...:crackup:
(not too realistic unless you want to perhaps produce them in the millions)

I finally ended the communications with Steve Liu when we decided
it would not be beneficial for our company to be associated with WL...

Some time after that his Stooge Dan started to bash our products
and our company on his one sided censored Forum.... FAIL !!!

IIRC they also tried to contact MM about designing an LPM...


Jerry

 

[HIMNL9]

Quantas pilots complains, and related engineers solutions, from their records

Pilots: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Pilots: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

Pilots: Something loose in cockpit.
Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit.

Pilots: Dead bugs on windshield.
Engineers: Live bugs on back-order.

Pilots: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
Engineers: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

Pilots: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Engineers: Evidence removed.

Pilots: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Engineers: That's what they're for.

Pilots: Suspected crack in windshield.
Engineers: Suspect you're right.

Pilots: Number 3 engine missing.
Engineers: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

Pilots: Aircraft handles funny.
Engineers: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

Pilots: Target radar hums
Engineers: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

Pilots: Mouse in cockpit.
Engineers: Cat installed.

Pilots: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
Engineers: Took hammer away from midget.

Well, from pilots side they look fails, but from engineers side they look almost wins :crackup:

 

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[InfinitusEquitas]

A new sport is born....

World Champion Masturbator, Masanobu Sato, Expands On His Favorite Hobby (VIDEO, NSFW)

 

[piferal]

:crackup:

 

[Ash]

Why would someone try this in socks? Intelligence fail.

 

[Tech_Junkie]

He wasnt going to make it either way. No forward momentum.