FAIL THREAD!!!!

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I should never have posted that picture

Yeah, lol. If I had a picture of me wearing g4y make up I would smash the harddrive it's stored on :

 

[diachi]

;D Atleast I got paid to wear it

 

[daguin]

;D I should never have posted that picture ;D

I'm male not female : Atleast I think so ....

Joke

Diachi

Just reach down and feel around. It's really easy to tell

Peace,
dave

 

[JLSE]

Dont worry, chicks also dig the sensative type!

 

[daguin]

Dont worry, chicks also dig the sensative type!

Yeah, but she'll never have sex with him.

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend.

This always starts out with, “You're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.”

This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, “You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you.

We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants.

We're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic.

If he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you.

In fact, we will never hire you.

However, we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

Peace,
dave

 

[JLSE]

[quote author=wannaburn link=1210570458/168#179 date=1214343579]Dont worry, chicks also dig the sensative type!

Yeah, but she'll never have sex with him.

A woman has a close male friend.  This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much.  She sees him strictly as a friend.  

This always starts out with, “You're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.”  

This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, “You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you.  

We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants.  

We're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic.  

If he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you.  

In fact, we will never hire you.  

However, we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

Peace,
dave[/quote]

That is precisely why ive never played that role, I tend to be the one they call to talk about

 

[daguin]

That is precisely why ive never played that role, I tend to be the one they call to talk about

Bad boys and broken toys get all the dates.


Peace,
dave

 

[nikokapo]

[quote author=Diachi link=1210570458/168#174 date=1214342801] ;D I should never have posted that picture  ;D

I'm male not female  : Atleast I think so ....

Joke

Diachi

Just reach down and feel around.  It's really easy to tell

Peace,
dave

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Hahahahah that made my day ;D




@Switchez: LOL that reminded of a family guy episode but i cant find a video of it in youtube (it showed peter telling chris "what are you doing? you are treating her, a woman, as a human!"

 

[JLSE]

[quote author=wannaburn link=1210570458/180#181 date=1214344002]
That is precisely why ive never played that role, I tend to be the one they call to talk about

Bad boys and broken toys get all the dates.


Peace,
dave
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Maybe 10 years ago, now im married and wouldnt trade it in for anything. Im glad the dating thing is over, as im sure most would agree its too much hassle.


As for sensative this is about as feminine  as I get

 

[nikokapo]

[quote author=daguin link=1210570458/180#182 date=1214344497][quote author=wannaburn link=1210570458/180#181 date=1214344002]
That is precisely why ive never played that role, I tend to be the one they call to talk about

Bad boys and broken toys get all the dates.


Peace,
dave
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Maybe 10 years ago, now im married and wouldnt trade it in for anything. Im glad the dating thing is over, as im sure most would agree its too much hassle.


As for sensative this is about as feminine  as I get



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Yeah, it is a hassle. Really annoying when you just wanna have sex : :
haha




Oh...yeah, feminine.......woo

 

[JLSE]

Should I have put on a dress for you? Sorry to disapoint :'(

 

[nikokapo]

Should I have put on a dress for you? Sorry to disapoint :'(

Hmm..it needs moar makeup..and a tutu....AND you need to wear the WL b1tch's clothes.




am i missing something?

 

[JLSE]

Lingere maybe? Whats your taste for men in tights? We aim to please

 

[JLSE]

It puts the lotion on its skin... ;D

 

[diachi]

[quote author=daguin link=1210570458/168#178 date=1214343353][quote author=Diachi link=1210570458/168#174 date=1214342801] ;D I should never have posted that picture  ;D

I'm male not female  : Atleast I think so ....

Joke

Diachi

Just reach down and feel around.  It's really easy to tell

Peace,
dave

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Hahahahah that made my day ;D




@Switchez: LOL that reminded of a family guy episode but i cant find a video of it in youtube (it showed peter telling chris "what are you doing? you are treating her, a woman, as a human!"[/quote]

;D Good one dave

 

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[quote author=daguin link=1210570458/180#182 date=1214344497][quote author=wannaburn link=1210570458/180#181 date=1214344002]
That is precisely why ive never played that role, I tend to be the one they call to talk about

Bad boys and broken toys get all the dates.


Peace,
dave
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Maybe 10 years ago, now im married and wouldnt trade it in for anything. Im glad the dating thing is over, as im sure most would agree its too much hassle.


As for sensative this is about as feminine  as I get



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You're huge! I would be afraid of you

And as for the sensitive faggy types.....I can't imagine what kind of girl/woman would want to have sex with this fag....Though they say there are thousands.....What up with that? :-?