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daguin

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I was happy. My fianceé was a dream! We had been dating for over a year, and we'd decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and I was about to get married.
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was my fianceés younger sister...

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years old, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down near me and I enjoyed many pleasant views of her underwear. It had to be deliberate... I didn't notice her doing this near anyone else.

One day this sister called asking me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me - just once - before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.


I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house, and ran toward my car...


My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!"


Boy! Am I glad I kept the condoms in my car...



Peace,
dave
 





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These are the class results from my first physics 2 test:

Phys2exam1.png


And if THAT doesn't make you cry... it was MULTIPLE CHOICE. :eek::eek::eek:

He even gave everyone a free point (out of 20) since he graded a question wrong. So statistically if everyone GUESSED, the average would be 30%.

(by the way, guess where I am :na: )

Hey!

"When in doubt... go to STOUT!" :D
 
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Yeah, that's not the kind of test that many of us would pass Dave. I think it's a little more difficult than the differential equations final exam.

int(-1/72*(-8*y^2*exp(y^2)^36*exp(y^4)^4+24*y*exp(y^2)^36*exp(y^4)^4+72*erf(-6*y+2*y^2)*y^2*Pi^(1/2)*exp(y^2)^36*exp(y^4)^4-48*erf(-6*y+2*y^2)*y^3*Pi^(1/2)*exp(y^2)^36*exp(y^4)^4+8*erf(-6*y+2*y^2)*y^4*...
int(-1/72*(-8*y^2*exp(y^2)^36*exp(y^4)^4+24*y*exp(y^2)^36*exp(y^4)^4+72*erf(-6*y+2*y^2)*y^2*Pi^(1/2)*exp(y^2)^36*exp(y^4)^4-48*erf(-6*y+2*y^2)*y^3*Pi^(1/2)*exp(y^2)^36*exp(y^4)^4+8*erf(-6*y+2*y^2)*y^4*...
int(-1/72*(-8*y^2*exp(y^2)^36*exp(y^4)^4+24*y*exp(y^2)^36*exp(y^4)^4+72*erf(-6*y+2*y^2)*y^2*Pi^(1/2)*exp(y^2)^36*exp(y^4)^4-48*erf(-6*y+2*y^2)*y^3*Pi^(1/2)*exp(y^2)^36*exp(y^4)^4+8*erf(-6*y+2*y^2)*y^4*...
 
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HIMNL9

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^ The solution is easy ..... y = y

(..... or was it y > y ? :thinking: ..... :p :D)
 

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Here's some more from the "DailyWTF" IT fails:
upgrade.jpg

Hmm, 0 is a multiple of 10, I guess...
IMG_20101106_152754%20-%20Copy.jpg

photo.JPG

So, am I logged in after all or what?
wtff.png

Hmm what is an 25% increase from 0?
EquifaxScreenshot.png

Where can I get a hardrive like that, please?
UsedSpace.jpg
 
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HIMNL9

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Hmm what is an 25% increase from 0?
EquifaxScreenshot.png

"balance has increased by 25% from $0 to $221"

It's clear that the 25% of 0, in this case, must be 221 ..... after all, is your PC that say this to you, and usually, PC does not intentionally lie ..... right ? :p :na:

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

anselm

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LOL!:eg: You can see it coming...

And nothing of value was lost.:crackup:
 
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i havent a clue. i'm very forgetful... hopefully it will pop up one day. i guess this means its time for my to build my silver strdst laser.

michael.
 

HIMNL9

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@Dave: well, after all, bacon came from an animal that eats vegetables, for live, so, very indirectly, it's not totally wrong ..... :p :crackup:


@ ped: ROTFL ! ..... maybe he start a new haircut mode :p
 




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