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Craziest Thing You've Ever Done

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I worked for a pizza shop for a short time. A guy who worked there got his 18y girlfriend a job making sandwiches. For 2 weeks his girl didnt say a thing to anyone. So one day I'm out back smoking a cigg when she came out and asked me for a cigg. Out of the blue she said she was addicted to giving oral sex, and that she wanted to blow the whole crew. I laughed and asked if she was kidding. She said her and her girlfriend would go to the mall and hand out numbers to guys and tell them to meet them in the parking lot. Well I grabbed her by the hand and went to the back room. I cant express the epic job this girl did. Finger in the a$$ and all, and she liked it dirty (unbathed). I came out and told the guys and they laughed and said "ya right". So one went back and shortly came out with a smile. Some of the guys didnt want to do it, and she'd wait till they had to go to the bathroom, and she would corner them in the bathroom LOL. So everyday we'd send her boyfriend out to get ice creams for everyone, and then she would do the crew. I asked her if she wanted to, we could get a hotel room and make some serious money. But she said it made her feel cheap, LMAO. Like blowing 10 guys a day was not cheap. One day my boss (who was getting service 2-3 times a day) pissed me off. I told him if he didnt back off I'd get her to stop. He laughed and said "try". So I waited till her boyfriend got back from his daily ice cream trip. As usual she gave him a big kiss. I went over to him and asked "How's my load taste". He looked at me puzzled and I told him the whole story. He flipped out, quit, and dragged his girlfriend away LOL. The messed up part is he kept dating her. And yes I got fired too.
 
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Tech_Junkie said:
OK...dont judge me by my past acts. I have grown since then LOL. This is the short story.

When I was 20 I was living in St. Pete Florida with my nephew and best friend. I was driving to work and saw 3 girls hitch hiking on the side of the road. I pulled up and asked where were they going, they said "Anywhere you're going". Sooo they hopped in and I sped home instead of work. I found out they were a "little" younger than I thought originally. They ran away from a group home for girls. They were tired of getting hit on by the lesbians in the home, and were so horny they were losing their minds. Well..you didnt have to tell me this twice, so I got out a bottle JD, and some lenths of rope. We spent the next 3 hours frolicking and I decided we should take a break and get some food. The 4 of us (naked) walked into the living room to find my nephew and friend sitting there wide eyed. So we got some food and I looked over at the guys and said "Who is next"? They almost broke their legs trying to jump over each other to be first LOL. A day goes by and one of the girls says she is taking off but will be back. A few hours later she came back with her 2 friends and the party started all over again. We were going through so much booze we had a roof top car carrier filled with cans and bottles after a few days. We would drag it to the dumpster, and the guy picking up cans for deposit money almost had a heart attack. This went on for 3 weeks. I lost my job because there was no way I was going to sit at work while an orgy was going on a my house LOL. In the end I bought all the girls bus tickets to go back home and try to patch things up with their families. We spent hours cleaning the house after the girls left. Just after we finished I heard a knock at the door. I said "come in" and a cop walked in. He said he had complaints from the black woman next door. She said that there was a loud party at my house and she was sick of it. The cop said he had been listening at the door for a while and had not heard anything. I told the cop she hates whites and is always complaining about stupid crap. The cop said "Dont worry about it, we wont bother you again if she calls back".
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i cant tell u how jelous i am. :eg:gigety gigety:eg:
 
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Tech_Junkie said:
...He said he had complaints from the black woman next door. She said that there was a loud party at my house and she was sick of it. The cop said he had been listening at the door for a while and had not heard anything. I told the cop she hates whites and is always complaining about stupid crap. The cop said "Dont worry about it, we wont bother you again if she calls back".
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hahaha, do tell more!
 
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Re: Craziest Thing You've Ever Done ...

... post stories about yourself here without careful thought, then months, perhaps years from now, that perfect job opportunity comes up.
:gj:
All the hiring manager and the H.R. director have left to do before they decide between you and the other candidates, is their infamous internet search of blogs, posts, forums, social sites, et al.. just to see what might pop up.

:oops:
D'oh!
:banghead:
 
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roosl said:
Re: Craziest Thing You've Ever Done ...

... post stories about yourself here without careful thought, then months, perhaps years from now, that perfect job opportunity comes up.
:gj:
All the hiring manager and the H.R. director have left to do before they decide between you and the other candidates, is their infamous internet search of blogs, posts, forums, social sites, et al.. just to see what might pop up.

:oops:
D'oh!
:banghead:
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lol I'm screwed... jk, jk (at least I hope)
 
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roosl said:
Re: Craziest Thing You've Ever Done ...

... post stories about yourself here without careful thought, then months, perhaps years from now, that perfect job opportunity comes up.

All the hiring manager and the H.R. director have left to do before they decide between you and the other candidates, is their infamous internet search of blogs, posts, forums, social sites, et al.. just to see what might pop up.
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Believe me I left out epic details.

I'm not or ever will be corporate/administration. If I do get a serious job it will be based on my talent, so no worries there. My family are all "Jacks of all trades". Ive worked jobs from Wang to iron worker, and everything in between, so I can always find a job. Most people from the forum will tell you I dont care what anyone thinks. I'm like that in real life too LOL. I'm me, if you dont like it, oh well. Look at those last 2 stories, I lost my job over pussy LOL. I'm 42, dont plan on ever getting married, or having kids. Why? Cause I like to do what I want. I would not live my life any other way. This might not work for other people, but I'm happy. Screw the rest of the crowd.

OK..Who wants to hear the story were I got a girl to blow a dog over a $10 crack rock?!?!?! LMAO
 
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Tech_Junkie said:
Believe me I left out epic details.

I'm not or ever will be corporate/administration. If I do get a serious job it will be based on my talent, so no worries there. My family are all "Jacks of all trades". Ive worked jobs from Wang to iron worker, and everything in between, so I can always find a job. Most people from the forum will tell you I dont care what anyone thinks. I'm like that in real life too LOL. I'm me, if you dont like it, oh well. Look at those last 2 stories, I lost my job over pussy LOL. I'm 42, dont plan on ever getting married, or having kids. Why? Cause I like to do what I want. I would not live my life any other way. This might not work for other people, but I'm happy. Screw the rest of the crowd.

OK..Who wants to hear the story were I got a girl to blow a dog over a $10 crack rock?!?!?! LMAO
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My god... I honestly can't tell if you are en epic bullshitter or this really happens....
 
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i got a story kinda like that. My neighbor who as you now know sold drugs,
http://laserpointerforums.com/f44/whats-point-16y-o-owning-green-laser-pointer-45501-3.html
found these girls who told him they would do anything to get high. One day he called me over and said his computer was not working, so i go over and one the computer there is a video filed called virus. I clicked the file and, he had made a video of these girls reenacting 2 girls 1 cup. He then jumps out and says got Ya! He asked me if i want a copy. I asked him if he had a lighter. "hell ya why do you want one?" TO BURN OUT MY EYES i replied. He got these girls high as fuck and they went to town and then some. Needless to say drugs are bad and people will do anything for them.
 
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LMAO no..not kidding. Well..the dog part was a fib. But I was in a situation where it could have happened LOL. I had a dog and the girls would have done ANYTHING for another hit of crack. I looked over at my friend and said "Should I get the dog?" He looked at me like I was Jesus LOL. I definitely gave it a hard thought, but didnt do it. It was not a cool scene and I actually had a moment of clarity on how F'd up the whole scene was.

I'm not proud of any of this. I was out of control for a long time. I did a short stint at a work camp (chain gang) in Georgia for kicking a detective in the teeth during a bust. That woke me up to keep on the straight and narrow. Nothing is worth going to jail. Not even for a day. And I got paid back with the women too. I fell for this girl hard when I was 30. So hard I missed the game she was playing. So hard when I found out she was screwing 2 other guys I drove around with a .38 debating if I should kill myself, her, them, or all of us. Karma is real, and payback is a bitch. I stayed away from women for almost 2 years till I met the girl I'm with today. She changed my life for the better, restored my faith in women, and I have not looked back. I've had numerous chances to cheat on her, but I never will. I'm a very lucky man.
 
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Well I guess blowing a ton of dirt at my neighbors with a leaf blower just isn't going to be exciting anymore......
 
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I'm me, if you dont like it, oh well.
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Wow, sorry if I left the impression that I didn't like it, or was putting you down. Not the case at all, dude!

Regards,
 
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OK well anyhow, this wench had hung her laundry out to dry on a Sunday afternoon in July.

She lives next door to a motocross track, MINE, and I am thinking "what kind of retard hangs out wet wash, next door to a motocross track in July on the driest day of the year???"

10 minutes after she gets done, she storms over and gets REALLY belligerent starts cussing, calling me names, etc... all the while standing on my property...

So I call the cops, she gets warned to leave me alone....

The day concludes, I go to the hardware store and buy a commercial leaf blower.

My 10 year old son Brendan was bored, so I filled up the tank and started it up.

He ran the whole tank through it, just "dusting off" the racetrack.

Just imagine pointing a leaf blower at a silty dirt road.. That is what it's like.

So the lady calls the cops AGAIN, and this time nothing happens, except she is warned to leave me alone....

http://www.rockyroostmx.com
 
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HAHAHA she must of been pissed off!!!!

Russ no worries. I was talking in general and not directly at you. We are cool.
 
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