Craziest Thing You've Ever Done

photonaholic said:

I wouldn't call the cops, I would follow them down the road with my camcorder...

Oh crap there's that camcorder again....

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LOL.... I wonder how much cash potential there is in that...

A new show!

Americas funniest porn videos...

Hosted by Ron Jeremy.

I was'nt worried about being pushed off.

1. I was holding on to the roof rack for dear life and,
2. The young lady I was with got off on doing it in strange places. It was her idea.
One of many

Lasher

Uhm, then peoples complains cause there's so much "hidden camera filming couple f*cking in (car/park/driveway/backyard/insert whatever funny and strange place that come you in mind)" shared on the internet ...... especially when they download them, and realize that those faces in the videos are so much similars to the ones that they see in the mirrors, when they wake up ..... (j/k :crackup

HIMNL9 said:

Uhm, then peoples complains cause there's so much "hidden camera filming couple f*cking in (car/park/driveway/backyard/insert whatever funny and strange place that come you in mind)" shared on the internet ...... especially when they download them, and realize that those faces in the videos are so much similars to the ones that they see in the mirrors, when they wake up ..... (j/k :crackup

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lol.. I remember a staredad comic where the kid finds naked pictures of himself on 4chan, and his dad says "I know, I got like 400 replies"

Guess I have to keep thread afloat with another crazy story from my archives.

Note: I dont like drugs and dont condone the use of drugs. If you party it does not bother me, but its not for me. This is a story of one of the reasons I dont do drugs.

One day at school (14 years old at the time) one of my friends brought these tiny purple pills in. He said if you took one it would make you laugh. Hey said they were $1 a piece, so I bought 5. I took 1 at around 9AM, and by 10AM I felt nothing so I took another. Hey, they were very small, so why not? At around 11AM I felt a little tingle, so I said F it, and ate the other 3. At 11:15 it hit me right in the middle of class. Colors were all of a sudden bright, and I could see rainbows glowing off light bulbs. My jaw was so clenched I thought I would break my teeth. I started laughing uncontrollably. I laughed so hard I fell off my chair and hit my head on the desk. When I hit the desk this plume of colors splashed in my vision. So I started hitting my head on the desk, laughing out loud. The teacher had no idea what was going on, and she tried to put her hand on my head to stop me. I smasher her hand into the desk and she started crying and ran out the room. I was tripping but still had my mind so I got up and left school. I had a dentist appointment at 12:30, which was right down the street from the school. I dont remember walking there, but I remember sitting in the dentists chair. A cute little dental assistant came in and started prepping my mouth. As she was doing this I could feel her pusswah pushing on my elbow. Well I got the notion she was coming on to me, so I reached over and gave her pusswah a little tug. She reeled back and slapped me right across face, sending all the dental tools and devices across the room. I saw stars and rainbows again, and started to laugh. The dentist comes in with this psycho look on his face, and I jetted once more and ran home. I cant remember but my mom was away for a few days, so I was home alone. I got home freaking out because I was getting higher by the minute. I must have taken 10 cold showers to calm down, but the cold water was making me trip more. I started downing some booze to try to come down. Hours go by and I finally pass out. I woke from the horrid nightmare in a cold sweat and saw a reaper standing at the foot of my bed. I cowered under the covers shaking for a long time. I woke once again and I was outside in my underwear. It was cold, a full moon, and I could see little people dancing in the shrubs. I ran back in the house. I needed someone to talk to tell what was going on, so I called the phone operator. This was before 911, and when you could actually get a person dialing 0. She talked to me for a little, and I hung up on her when she asked me if I needed an ambulance. She called back a few times, but I never answered. That was around 4AM. I kept swinging back and forth in la la land till about 7AM. I tried to got to school but it was not happening. Later I found out the drug was purple microdot mescaline. The first one should have done the trick, but somehow my body was fighting off the effects.

Never did I do something stupid like that again.

I kinda have one of those.........

I forget the exact date, but we went to see the grateful dead (Showing my age again) and there was a "vendor" selling these little "stamps" with airplanes on them.

There was John, Dave and myself... so we purchased 9 "stamps" so we would have some to take home with us.

We each ate one stamp and waited, NOTHING, so we ate another... after a while we were convinced that the "vendor" was selling "blanks" (Get caught selling duds, it's not a prison sentence, get caught selling LSD and it max prison time)

So like complete retards we all ate number 3 hoping that maybe something would happen.........

Well just in time for "Drums / Space" and lots of colorful Jerry Bears dancing on the jumbotron, it hit like a ton of bricks!

How we ever got home that night, I will never know, The concert was 2 1/2 hours away from home, and the last thing I remember was the cop showing up at our apartment because the neighbors didn't like us playing king crimson at full volume around 3:30 am.

That was the last time I ever took acid, and it always will be. (It has been YEARS since I was "carefree" and burden-less, ANY attempt to do "cid" now would certainly end in a very "bad trip")

BTW I was 28 at the time.......

Acid is more powerful than mescaline right? You guys must have been out of your minds.

Like I said, it was a blur right up to the cop at the front door.

In retrospect, It's downright scary that John was at least 2/3 my size, and he consumed the same exact dosage, then drove a car just over 100 miles in that state of mind.

I do vaguely remember a construction zone, laughing hysterically out loud at the blinking lights.

Then we got home, still tweaked silly (Acid has a "speed" effect to it) we put on this laser disk of a king crimson concert, The really off the chain stuff with Bruford, Belew, Levin & Fripp. The stereo we had then was one with tower speakers and 12" woofers. And this music is just insanely crazy stuff too, so it went really well with the overall experience.

We blasted that for a while before we were told to turn it down.

I laughed for another half hour after the cop left. Eyes watering nearly wet my pants kind of laughter too......

most all the 'mesc' was lsd

In reality its opposite. True LSD doesn't make you speed. Mesc makes you speed. If you speed off LSD means you have the rat poison formula.

'bout a year ago I caused a friend of mine who was driving (i was in the passenger seat) to get in a really bad car crash. We drove off road and overcorrected, ended up flipping end over end 3 times, and rolling 5.:barf: that wasn't pretty.

Were you giving him a "handy"?

No,:yabbmadaper on the dashboard

blu-ray laser said:

No,:yabbmadaper on the dashboard

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Kleenex.....:eg:
:crackup::crackup::crackup:

Jerry

:yabbmad:no, some sort of certificate....I think it was some sort of tennis participation thing.... I bet half my brain was damaged that day.
that same friend actually came over today for the Army/Navy football game party i threw