Corruption Wish Game!

With granted. After years of research, working together the largest online retailers, NASA and several other companies have finally developed practical and cost efficient means for teleportation of inanimate objects. Now whenever you order something though, and it's shipped, it just falls out of thin air on top of your head. To save money companies did away with packaging. Enjoy ordering that new set of steak knives... :eg:

I wish 99% of cops would stop making the other 1% look bad.