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Corruption Wish Game!

Cel

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Cel... you didn't wish for anything new.... :spank:

No, no, no. You have posted before me, so your wish still stands... :banned:

Wish granted! But none of your future wishes can be granted!

I wish I had an mechanical exoskeleton, so that I could lift heavy lifts and run fast!
 





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No, no, no. You have posted before me, so your wish still stands... :banned:

Wish granted! But none of your future wishes can be granted!

I wish I had an mechanical exoskeleton, so that I could lift heavy lifts and run fast!

Does not compute... you're kicking me out of the wish game? :confused:

Oh, and wish granted, however you are now forever locked in the exoskeleton.

I wish for an explanation to your previous wish grant :tinfoil:
 

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Wish granted! While none of your wishes can in fact be granted anymore due to the corruption presented by Mr. Cel, you are able to continue making wishes in the wish game. Just don't get your hopes up mkay?

I wish for someone to explain to me what 100% efficiency means....kthx :)
 
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I wish for someone to explain to me what 100% efficiency means....kthx :)

This answer is not 100% efficient in answering your question. Thus, 100% efficiency is what this answer is not.

I wish my batteries would have infinite energy capacity.
 
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Wish granted! While none of your wishes can in fact be granted anymore due to the corruption presented by Mr. Cel, you are able to continue making wishes in the wish game. Just don't get your hopes up mkay?

I wish for someone to explain to me what 100% efficiency means....kthx :)

100% efficiency is when the power going into the diode is equal to the power of the light coming out.

I.E. Running an M140 at 1.8A, it's using 4.2V. 1.8*4.2 = 7.56W. Now, if the diode were 100% efficient it would be producing 7.56W of light (before the lens)
and since all the power going into the diode is converted into light there is no heat produced.

Edit: Whoops. I thought that was a serious question. Ignore this post.
 
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This answer is not 100% efficient in answering your question. Thus, 100% efficiency is what this answer is not.

I wish my batteries would have infinite energy capacity.

Fine, but your super batteries require you to wear a radiation suit when handling. ;)

I wish we (humanity) had some kind of real space exploration, it's 2012, where's my United Federation of Planets? United Nations Space Command maybe? :(
 
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Wish granted! Unfortunately we've also discovered the borg, and kind of ticked them off.

I wish my wishes are not granted. :eg:
 

Cel

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Wish granted! But only your imaginary batteries have infinite capacity!

I wish that IE could continue playing this game, on this forum, right now (i.e. that he is "incorrupted", have I written it ok?), as long as his wishes are strictly defined.


@ARG - LOL, are you serious?

P.S. Oh, and by "future wishes", I meant the wishes that you had as a consequence of your wish in post #61;
but I prefer you way of understanding that :D

EDIT: not lag again :(
 
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Wish granted! IE CAN keep playing, but he will be ever more dissapointed by the diminishing returns he sees on his wishes as he starts to run out of ideas, which will eventually result in him going crazy and stabbing the LPF Genie through the heart and drinking his blue blood, then having the blood change him into the new genie.

I wish I had safety glasses for my red laser
 
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Wish granted! IE CAN keep playing, but he will be ever more dissapointed by the diminishing returns he sees on his wishes as he starts to run out of ideas, which will eventually result in him going crazy and stabbing the LPF Genie through the heart and drinking his blue blood, then having the blood change him into the new genie.

I wish I had safety glasses for my red laser

Wish granted, but they are only OD1 so your eyes are burnt through a direct hit.
I wish i could finish my RGB projector by Xmas
 

Cel

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Wish granted! But your red laser has fallen of a table and it is broken now!
Wish granted! But it will be the Xmas 10 years after now!

I wish we could alter the time a bit, around us (2m diameter sphere of altered space-time?), for at least 1 minute, at a magnitude of, hm, 10% (10% slower), and that it doesn't use a lot of energy, just 1L of water, H2O, without any complex machinery...


Lol, now I don't know to which wish should I answer, maybe both now?...
 
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Wish granted, however, whenever you alter the space time, the space time continuum maintains balance and randomly speeds up time for you by 10% at unexpected intervals.
 
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IE you broke the thread... ugh!

I wish you hadn't have done that.

But he can't seem to figure out that when you corrupt someone else's wish you must yourself, make a wish. It self-corrupted that one.

I wish I had a pet kitteh to chase all my kitteh-safe lasers. :3
 
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But he can't seem to figure out that when you corrupt someone else's wish you must yourself, make a wish. It self-corrupted that one.

I wish I had a pet kitteh to chase all my kitteh-safe lasers. :3

Wish granted! However the kitty throws up hairballs in your bed.

I wish Eudaimonium would catch on fire.
 




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