Chuck Norris, Scientist?

Chuck Norris vacations on his own private villa in the Chuck Norris galaxy.

Chuck Norris wrote the code for the internet and compiled it with CN++.

Chuck Norris flew on the SST from New York to London, and arrived 3 hours before the airplane.

Chuck Norris knows what you are thinking, but won't hold it against you, this time.

Chuck Norris pointer changes color every foot, and is visible in full sunlight.

Chuck Norris can hear an ant approaching from a thousand meters.

Chuck Norris finds NP complexity mathematics to be easier than P space mathematics.

Chuck Norris changes the laws of physics to fit his mathematical formulas.

Chuck Norris will give you up.
Chuck Norris will let you down.
Chuck Norris will run around, and desert you.
Chuck Norris will make you cry.
Chuck Norris will say goodbye.
Chuck Norris will tell a lie, and hurt you.

chuck norris will beat ^^^^ your ass for putting his name in that song lol


michael.

Chuck Norris takes his Komodo Dragon Stimpy along, when he's jogging.

Chuck Norris prefers Mammoth steaks when he barbecues.

Chuck Norris threw a boomerang and it circled the globe.

Chuck Norris fell into a volcano and enjoyed a little sauna time.

Chuck Norris can post in the Bl4ckh0le section

Chuck Norris can stop the angry gorilla of the joke

(do you remember the old joke about the gorilla, right ? .....

Question: what does a 400Kg angry gorilla ?
Answer: whatever it want ..... :crackup

chuck norris knows more than himnl(mark 9) WTH!!!
chuck norris likes bloompyle

sorry for the double post i'm drunk and chuck said it was ok...

rick astley... chuck rolls

michael

chipdouglas said:

sorry for the double post i'm drunk and chuck said it was ok...

rick astley... chuck rolls

michael

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Wow...brilliant, lol...