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Chuck Norris does not have to use a soldering iron when building lasers 
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Chuck Norris jokes :D
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Chuck Norris can shine a class 4 laser directly into his eye without safety goggles. He can also bend a laser beam with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris's lens never gets dirty.
Chuck Norris can recharge a 18650 battery only by looking at it.
Chuck Norris can recharge a 18650 battery only by looking at it.
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Haha great
Well here's one:
If Chuck Norris gets a direct hit from a 4 W laser, he doesn't get blind. The laser stops working.
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Yeah, but he must not look to hard at it, it might explode.Haha great
Well here's one:
If Chuck Norris gets a direct hit from a 4 W laser, he doesn't get blind. The laser stops working.
Excessive current does not kill laser diodes. Chuck Norris kills laser diodes.
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Chuck Norris turned a <5mW laser into a 50W laser just by roundhouse kicking it. This is now referred to as a Chuck mod.
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:crackup: Chuck mod :crackup:
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Chuck Norris never pays for Herc650. He orders free samples.
Chuck Norris does not use drivers in his lasers. He hooks up the diodes to 12 V car battery straight. Not one dared to die on him still.
Chuck Norris does not use drivers in his lasers. He hooks up the diodes to 12 V car battery straight. Not one dared to die on him still.
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when Chuck Norris orders a gas laser from ebay, they always work.
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Chuck Norris does not need a PSU for his gas lasers. He simply touches them with bare hands. They continue to work even after he's left.
Once a PHR diode went LED in Chuck's laser. Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked it so bad that it's wavelenght shifter so far into IR, that they are still searching for it. The diode, I mean.
Once a PHR diode went LED in Chuck's laser. Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked it so bad that it's wavelenght shifter so far into IR, that they are still searching for it. The diode, I mean.
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Chuck needs a better hair piece, but people are to afraid to tell him.
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I though we were only about laser jokes here about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can allign a KTP crystal with his bare hands
Chuck Norris can allign a KTP crystal with his bare hands
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Chuck Norris can assimilate a borg.
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that's right, even when it arrives totally broken and has no gas inside! he just touch it and blow in some air and it works
it means he can turn a HeNe into an N2 laser :crackup:When Chuck roundhouse-kicks the laser light, it speeds up so fast that the dopler efect make it's wavelength lower, so he can make an 473nm laser from an 650nm.
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Chuck Norris grows LBO and Nd:YVO crystals under his armpit.
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Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris O.O I saw it
