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Chuck Norris jokes :D

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Whats with all of this Chuck Norris worship? ... Just suck his dick and get it over with.
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Hahaha


EDIT: I saw him once or twice on the texas ranger show but I remember seeing an old movie when I was a kid with him fighting a mummy? I think. I want to see that again
 
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Crazy Jay said:
Hahaha


EDIT: I saw him once or twice on the texas ranger show but I remember seeing an old movie when I was a kid with him fighting a mummy? I think. I want to see that again
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Don't remember if he fights a mummy, but I think you mean Firewalker? I loved that movie when I was younger, its basically 80s style Norris in an Indiana Jones style movie going after some inca? gold.
 
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LOL.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he just waits the best chance to kill.
 
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Santa was real until he forgot to bring the present Chuck Norris asked for.
 
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LaserHaze said:
Chuck Norris Tears Cure Cancer ... Too Bad He Doesn't Cry :D
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Then we make him. :evil:


Heres a CN Joke.

Chuck Norris hates jokes, thats why he's on his way to ... ( whatever the hell you kids are calling it these days ) "Chuck Roundhouse" your asses this very moment.
 
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When Chuck Norris masturbates he does it with a with a monkey wrench and blow torch.
Chuck Norris rode a bull, 9 months later it had a calf.
 
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This is the funniest chuck norris Joke that I have ever seen....FYI: I think he dies...LOL



Chuck getting attacked by a bear.


 
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Chuck Norris sued Myspace for using the name of what he calls everything around him

Chuck Norris was supposed th be the 5th face on Mt. Rushmore, unfortunately the stone couldn't support his beard
 
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