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Brand New Unlocked Can of SPAM, Open, Rotten Inside

jju777

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100% *OFFICIAL* SPAMMER
100% Brand Open in Can – Rotten Guaranteed
100% Lowest Price Guaranteed (Food Poisoning May Apply)
100% FULL Hospital Visit with setup service.


PLACE YOUR ORDER WITH US


Company Name :Spam O Saurus REX
Contact Us @ : spam@king-O-spam.com

Product Includes:

Apple Pies:
Apple Pie 6g 1/4 Eaten----$450USD
Apple Pie 4g 1/2 Eaten (May contain traces of skin cells)----$400USD
Apple Pie 0.523g Almost Complete, Apples not included----$300USD
Apple Iphone 4G 16GB----$250USD
Apple Iphone 3GS 32GB----$200USD
Apple Iphone 3GS 16GB----$180USD
Apple Iphone 3G 16GB -- $170USD
Apple Iphone 3G 8GB -- $150USD

Samsung I9100 Galaxy S II - Seriously, these ones aren't edible. Lead, copper, fiberglas, LCD, tin and plastic poisoning may result.
Samsung Galaxy S WiFi 5.0
Samsung I9003 Galaxy SL
Samsung Galaxy Ace
Samsung P7100 Galaxy Tab 10.1v
Samsung P7100 Galaxy Tab 10.1 3G

BLACKBERRY PIE:

BlackBerry Pie - 5 1/2 Crumbs + Free Dessert Spoon ..........$350
BlackBerry Pie v2, 1/4 complete. Actually Apple Pie, not Blackberry ............$320
BlackBerry Pie - Served upside down in a plastic cup with ostrich eggs .........$300
BlackBerry Tart, yes, that's right, a TART in the pie section! Except, this is a peach tart ............$290


(more crap was here) < ---- Pie is not crap at all :p

You can also contact us for other stale, old or rejected products. (picture below)

We also offer discounted sexual services .... $2.50 per hour

We wait your reply soon.

Regards,

Some old robot




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Ears and Eggs

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Re: Brand New Unlocked SPAM Open Can, Rotten Inside

Anyone know what would happen if you actually ordered from one of these? lol :D Would you actually get the product, get a fake/counterfeit, or would you not get anything and never hear from them again? :D
 
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This is great... +1 on a nice change of pace in dealing with these retards.

Btw, if you do order, chances are you will never get a thing.
 
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simon face O_________________________________________0

:crackup: :crackup:
 

jimdt7

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Very nice deals you got there,
I want the iPhone 4S 32GB and the iPhone 4 16GB.
Do you have express shipping ? Where to send the money ?
Because i dont have paypal can i give you my bank account access ?

Jim


ps. iAm Just iKidding :na:
 
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Came here wondering if a picture of spoiled canned ham was waiting. :tired:
You deceived me! :mad: Also I'm hungry now. :pop:
 
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