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Best LPF Story Ever Contest

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The goal: Tell the best story.

The rules: It has to be yours, and it has to be true. It can be about whatever you want.

The conditions: As long as this thread stays on the front page, the competition is still on.  As soon as it leaves, I will judge the results.  Who can tell the best story?

-Mark
 





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And what is the story supposed to be about? Just any ol' story?
 
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Kenom said:
And what is the story supposed to be about?  Just any ol' story?

Sure, as long as it's true. The funnier (or at least entertaining), the better.

-Mark
 

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Hmmmm. Gotta think about a good story. There are sooooo many.
 
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oh jesus don't get me started ;D ;D ( didn't we already do this in the longest quote ever thread :-?)
 
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I'll give you all some time to write your stories, then I'll decide which one of my own to tell you based on the type of story you wrote :p
 

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Ok long ago in a state far far away, two students took a road trip on a motorcycle to the very small town of Lincoln, MT. (yes unibomber town) on thier way to the town, they had to go over a large mountainous pass. On the top of the pass, these two students saw a vehicle parked on a side road (used for hiking and cross country skiiing) and thought nothing of it. The students arrived many hours later in the small town with high hopes of hookin up with some desperate woman and having some fun. Alas that plan did not work and they ended up sleeping in a bed in a hotel that had crabs on it. After waking the next morning and returning they again found the same vehicle sitting in it's place. Thinkin larcenous thoughts about theft of car stereo's or other valuables, the two students approached the vehicle. It was then they noticed the vacuum hose running from the tailpipe to the back window. The gentleman in the driver seat was sadly dead, and had been for MANY hours. We saw a 6 pack of alcohol and sleeping pills that he had downed. So apparently the man was determined to finish the job completely. The students proceeded to go down the pass to a small house and called the highway patrol. The day ended with being incarcerated on charges of drinking under age.
 
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Couldn't think of a good and funny one, what the hell is the matter with me these days?
 

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Yeah ya'll let me win! Wasn't even a competition. Just said... Mah Kenom needs a free rep point since he is 100 shy of dag!
 




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