Ask Santa LOL!!!

timelord · Dec 20, 2007

This is hilarious I dare you to ask Santa something real crude

;D ;D Click herehttp://xmas.glueserv.com/

Rasel · Dec 21, 2007

lol I asked for 'your sister' and I got it a hot girl... ;D

EDIT: did it again but it didn't work.... ;D

ixfd64 · Dec 21, 2007

I asked for a 500 mW green laser, and he showed me a picture of green light rays. ;D

disma · Dec 21, 2007

;D I asked for a nuke, and he gave me an Iraqi scud missle launcher! You know the one with the camel in it?! ROFL!

Max

amkdeath · Dec 21, 2007

SANTA SUCKS!!!

he said he didnt have any of those in his sack...

amkdeath · Dec 21, 2007

WTF??? WHAT KINDA 500Watt GREEN LASER IS THIS:

disma · Dec 21, 2007

ok, I asked for a dead horse! LOL! ROFL! ;D

Max

amkdeath · Dec 21, 2007

amkdeath said:
SANTA SUCKS!!!

he said he didnt have any of those in his sack...

lol I asked for balls

amkdeath · Dec 21, 2007

I asked for 500 bucks, not advertising...

shreknow91 · Dec 21, 2007

i asked him to go F**k himself and he showed me a picture of a bunch of tourist waiting in line

hahahahaha

Morepower · Dec 21, 2007

LOL !! I asked for a p-ussy(meaning cat, obviously

). Santa pulled out a pic of a kitten and called me a naughty little Elf !!! ;D ;D ;D

pseudonomen137 · Dec 21, 2007

Sawt al Hurriyah said:
Darn! He won't give me cocaine.. ;D

LOL, I went along the same lines:

"Marijuana?"

"Not my apartment I'm afraid... you'll have to speak to the elves"

pseudonomen137 · Dec 21, 2007

Sawt al Hurriyah said:
LOLOLOL!!!! OMG! That is too funny! He got me a nuclear bomb! ;D ;D ;D ;D

"the elves have been working overtime making these"

On another note, he did give me Mrs. Claus.... not sure I really want her though

danielbriggs · Dec 21, 2007

"Well bless my beard - that's a surprising choice!"
Lol

danielbriggs · Dec 21, 2007

Lol, he said: "The kids are going mad for these this year"

danielbriggs · Dec 21, 2007

Ok, I had to do it... I asked for S-to-the-T-to-the-eevvveee and got this reply:

"The elves have been busy with this one"

hahahahaaa