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Here is a easy solution to carry your laser: Log on to NCLE.com take 3 hour 100 question test, can miss up to 30 questions or pay the guy grading your test. Or earn it yourself: This is what you'll need: 1 Car - 1 Stripper - 1 Wireless Laptop - Wireless Card - 2 Cellphones - 1 Bluetooth - 1 Scratchless Dogcone - Ok here is my free of charge secret:
Log onto NCLE.com - pay $ 150.00 - They will schedule you an appointment - the night before the big test have some reinforsements " alarm clock and coffee". You will need the car to pick up your stripper and take the both of you to the proceedings. Here is where your hooker comes in place, you will have to set her up online with the wireless laptop and cellphone set on speaker phone. " Make sure the sluts not deapth!" Here is where your bluetooth and your scratchless Dog Cone comes in place: Insert the bluetooth in smallest ear "Dont want it to fall out, needs to be tight", Have the hooker help you insert Scratchless DogCone over and around your neck. Use Duck Tape if your a Chicken Neck Mo'Fo. The BlueTooth and the Cone combined act as a satelite transmitter. Before Entering test premises call the hooker and preorder yourself a lapdance for graduation Both phones and the satelite transmitter should all be on and ready for test. As you sit to take test. Read your questions with a breath whisper to the hooker, as she will read off answers off online pretest form. I hope this has really helped you how it has helped me time after time. Thank you please dont get mad i wrote this for the laser forum....thanks....Dave.
NCLE Laser Certifications
Log onto NCLE.com - pay $ 150.00 - They will schedule you an appointment - the night before the big test have some reinforsements " alarm clock and coffee". You will need the car to pick up your stripper and take the both of you to the proceedings. Here is where your hooker comes in place, you will have to set her up online with the wireless laptop and cellphone set on speaker phone. " Make sure the sluts not deapth!" Here is where your bluetooth and your scratchless Dog Cone comes in place: Insert the bluetooth in smallest ear "Dont want it to fall out, needs to be tight", Have the hooker help you insert Scratchless DogCone over and around your neck. Use Duck Tape if your a Chicken Neck Mo'Fo. The BlueTooth and the Cone combined act as a satelite transmitter. Before Entering test premises call the hooker and preorder yourself a lapdance for graduation Both phones and the satelite transmitter should all be on and ready for test. As you sit to take test. Read your questions with a breath whisper to the hooker, as she will read off answers off online pretest form. I hope this has really helped you how it has helped me time after time. Thank you please dont get mad i wrote this for the laser forum....thanks....Dave.
NCLE Laser Certifications
