If "whatev" can stretch to an aeroplane ticket and accommodation, I too am in!
If it can't, the next best thing is to read and look at how other people's builds work, and learn by trial and error (always have 2 diodes, one *will* die the first time you build one!)
This guide's a bit outdated but may still be of use:
http://laserpointerforums.com/f51/pro-tips-w-spyderz20x6-building-your-first-diy-laser-40157.html
Erek --
You are asking for someone to come teach you electronics, optics, physics and more in an afternoon! WOW... Who here is up to that or are you asking for someone to come build you an appliance with their equipment? WOW --- What an offer!!
HMike